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3 hours ago, Cosmic Joe said:

You would be astonished at how few Celtic fans attend Mass in our local church. 

Actually, I wouldn't. No more than I'd be astonished at how few Rangers fans go to a Proddy church, despite how much they sing about it.

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Inverness - weeds growing everywhere, pavements, gutters, buildings.

Place starting to head in a 'Last of Us' direction.

Watching out for triffids

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5 hours ago, Cosmic Joe said:

You would be astonished at how few Celtic fans attend Mass in our local church. 

Given my healthy disdain for Celtic fans & the fact I live in that England, I concur, that said I call it a Chapel & there appears to be a lot of Liverpool fans attending so I am not sure if I can count it as a win.

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30 minutes ago, Snafu said:

Inverness - weeds growing everywhere, pavements, gutters, buildings.

Place starting to head in a 'Last of Us' direction.

Watching out for triffids


Last time I was in Edinburgh it was like that. You could have taken a fucking lawnmower to the pavement.

Was depressingly unkempt.

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4 minutes ago, Theroadlesstravelled said:


Last time I was in Edinburgh it was like that. You could have taken a fucking lawnmower to the pavement.

Was depressingly unkempt.

Councils saving money?

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9 hours ago, Cosmic Joe said:

We once went on holiday to Banff (the Scottish version). It was a safe haven for those of the Catholic faith following the reformation. 

I lived on the Banff and Buchan coast for a couple of years. It was shite.

Too much wind and heroin.

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Lost a filling today, tooth in agony, phoned NHS24 and there is nowhere open in Edinburgh until tomorrow so just going to the boozer to get plastered, best pain relief.

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30 minutes ago, Empty It said:

Lost a filling today, tooth in agony, phoned NHS24 and there is nowhere open in Edinburgh until tomorrow so just going to the boozer to get plastered, best pain relief.

Whisky is your friend. They've got an emergency weekend dental clinic in Inverness, bit far for you though.

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2 hours ago, Empty It said:

Lost a filling today, tooth in agony, phoned NHS24 and there is nowhere open in Edinburgh until tomorrow so just going to the boozer to get plastered, best pain relief.

 

1 hour ago, welshbairn said:

Whisky is your friend. They've got an emergency weekend dental clinic in Inverness, bit far for you though.

^^^ is right.

Don’t just neck the stuff though. Or mix it with anything.  

Take it neat, sloosh it round and round the affected tooth for as long as you can manage before you finally need to swallow. And repeat.

Antiseptic of the alcohol kills the bugs in you mouth, mildly anaesthetic to numb the pain into the bargain and rip roaring pished inside an hour. You’ll be fine. 

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35 minutes ago, Snafu said:

I'm nearly 2 miles away from the Bught Park in Inverness and can hear the band Texas perform almost clearly just now.

Snap, fucking annoying.

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2 hours ago, Empty It said:

Lost a filling today, tooth in agony, phoned NHS24 and there is nowhere open in Edinburgh until tomorrow so just going to the boozer to get plastered, best pain relief.

Novocaine. The dealer in your local might have something similar.

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1 hour ago, alta-pete said:

 

^^^ is right.

Don’t just neck the stuff though. Or mix it with anything.  

Take it neat, sloosh it round and round the affected tooth for as long as you can manage before you finally need to swallow. And repeat.

Antiseptic of the alcohol kills the bugs in you mouth, mildly anaesthetic to numb the pain into the bargain and rip roaring pished inside an hour. You’ll be fine. 

I’ve got a wisdom tooth that tries to kill me for a couple of days every 5 years or so and I skoosh some chloraseptic into cheap whisky for that bit of anaesthetic. It’s not bad. 

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I'm actually no happy the football is back next weekend, I've had a class summer and I'm no ready for normality to return :lol:

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