SweeperDee Posted July 1 Share Posted July 1 Taking this to the tip. Feel a bit like an undertaker. Good attempt at an alibi/excuses Shandon, but I’ve got CID on the blower as I type this out. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkay Posted July 1 Share Posted July 1 Just now, SweeperDee said: Good attempt at an alibi/excuses Shandon, but I’ve got CID on the blower as I type this out. Its not the wife as she's here. Peter Grant? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkay Posted July 1 Share Posted July 1 7 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: Free haircuts for the boi for the considerable. Collar and cuffs? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 1 Share Posted July 1 3 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Its not the wife as she's here. Peter Grant? Peter was a third rate manager but will form part of a first rate compost heap. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 1 Share Posted July 1 9 minutes ago, SweeperDee said: Good attempt at an alibi/excuses Shandon, but I’ve got CID on the blower as I type this out. Was going to strap it to the roof of the van but it looked a bit murdery so managed to fit it in the back. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted July 1 Share Posted July 1 Was going to strap it to the roof of the van but it looked a bit murdery so managed to fit it in the back. You going to swing by the local dumping ditch with a spade or some sprawling hillsides? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted July 1 Share Posted July 1 Was going to strap it to the roof of the van but it looked a bit murdery so managed to fit it in the back. Also I’m gonna have a creepy guess at the type of house/flat you live in; Georgian with high ceilings? Just going by the stairs/bannister. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 1 Share Posted July 1 39 minutes ago, ParsJake said: f**k, if it'd have been somewhere like Flagstaff, that'd have been perfect. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 1 Share Posted July 1 8 minutes ago, SweeperDee said: Also I’m gonna have a creepy guess at the type of house/flat you live in; Georgian with high ceilings? Just going by the stairs/bannister. Oh no, that’s Gorgie. Just doing some work there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted July 1 Share Posted July 1 Oh no, that’s Gorgie. Just doing some work there.The plot thickens. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted July 1 Share Posted July 1 Decided to stick on Watership down to watch with the bairn. I'd forgotten how genuinely terrifying it is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 1 Share Posted July 1 27 minutes ago, Alert Mongoose said: Decided to stick on Watership down to watch with the bairn. I'd forgotten how genuinely terrifying it is. You've read the book, seen the movie, now try the pie. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted July 1 Share Posted July 1 Taking this to the tip. Feel a bit like an undertaker. This picture was the thumbnail for the thread on the app and I just knew it would be you up to no bloody good! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted July 1 Popular Post Share Posted July 1 a couple of weeks ago I was collecting a few pallets out of a place in an industrial estate and I heard a bit of commotion outside the truck. I looked down and the magpies had a little green parakeet pinned down. I chased them off and gathered him up. They had pulled his tail feathers off and he was terrified.he wouldn't have lasted much longer. He had escaped from a bird shop in the estate but the owner only returned my call when I was 30 miles away. He sounded like a dick so I sent him a message later saying I was fond of the bird and wanted to keep it so he said go ahead. Now we are best pals. His tail feathers are growing back already. 32 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 1 Share Posted July 1 Magpies are hard as f**k 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 1 Share Posted July 1 3 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Magpies are hard as f**k I reckon I could batter Mick Robertson. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted July 1 Share Posted July 1 39 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Magpies are hard as f**k fucking noisy twats aswell. My cat noises them up by his mere presence and the won't shut up about it. They would batter him though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 1 Share Posted July 1 37 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: I reckon I could batter Mick Robertson. No idea who Mick Robertson is! Just now, Bairnardo said: fucking noisy twats aswell. My cat noises them up by his mere presence and the won't shut up about it. They would batter him though They're mental b*****ds. They also fire around in packs/gangs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted July 1 Share Posted July 1 1 minute ago, DA Baracus said: No idea who Mick Robertson is! Not a boomer then? Magpie was ITV's version of Blue Peter. Pete Brady, Tony Bastable and Susan Stranks were the first presenters. Wee Dougie Rae replaced Brady, and the afore mentioned Robertson (with his Brian May-a-like curly perm) replaced the much older Bastable as the show tried to appeal to a younger audience. Bond Girl Jenny Hanley replaced Stranks and some years later blonde-permed Tommy Boyd replaced Rae. I always liked the contrast in their Xmas appeals Blue Peter...send us used stamps Magpie...just send us the fucking money. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 1 Share Posted July 1 2 minutes ago, Arch Stanton said: Not a boomer then? Magpie was ITV's version of Blue Peter. Pete Brady, Tony Bastable and Susan Stranks were the first presenters. Wee Dougie Rae replaced Brady, and the afore mentioned Robertson (with his Brian May-a-like curly perm) replaced the much older Bastable as the show tried to appeal to a younger audience. Bond Girl Jenny Hanley replaced Stranks and some years later blonde-permed Tommy Boyd replaced Rae. I always liked the contrast in their Xmas appeals Blue Peter...send us used stamps Magpie...just send us the fucking money. Alas my man, I have no idea what 'Magpie' is/was. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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