Boghead ranter Posted July 7, 2022 Share Posted July 7, 2022 1 hour ago, mathematics said: Been working in the house this week and managed to lose my measuring tape. Searched the garage, twice, the hut, the room I was working in, the bin, the bedroom, the other bedroom and the lavvies. Should’ve known to ask the dug first. Is the dug called Stanley? My measuring tape is like crack cocaine to the kids, any time it take out my toolbox, turn my back, off it goes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted July 7, 2022 Share Posted July 7, 2022 (edited) I’m on holiday in the UK, in a seaside resort. It’s lovely, having a great time but for the first time the other day I really felt like a member of the liberal metropolitan elite. We were driving through a town near where we are and thought we’d just pop on somewhere for some food. The town is somewhere that dreary news pieces now refer to as the Red Wall. Literally every food place in the town was a chippy, kebab or pizza place. There literally was nowhere to get even a pish standard sit down meal. We eventually drove a couple of towns over and went to one of those places you get next to a Premier Inn. Hoping to get a column in the Guardian or Times off the back off this experience. Edited July 7, 2022 by ICTChris 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted July 7, 2022 Share Posted July 7, 2022 (edited) https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1544731632778854401?s=20&t=l_SMUri3Z2oylArvQzQ9tg Can’t seem to be able to open the Twitter thread so just popped this in here. Edited July 7, 2022 by supermik 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 7, 2022 Share Posted July 7, 2022 RIP, Jerome . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 7, 2022 Share Posted July 7, 2022 2 hours ago, ICTChris said: I’m on holiday in the UK, in a seaside resort. It’s lovely, having a great time but for the first time the other day I really felt like a member of the liberal metropolitan elite. We were driving through a town near where we are and thought we’d just pop on somewhere for some food. The town is somewhere that dreary news pieces now refer to as the Red Wall. Literally every food place in the town was a chippy, kebab or pizza place. There literally was nowhere to get even a pish standard sit down meal. We eventually drove a couple of towns over and went to one of those places you get next to a Premier Inn. Hoping to get a column in the Guardian or Times off the back off this experience. This is the coastal town they forgot to shut down, come culinary Armageddon come... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted July 8, 2022 Share Posted July 8, 2022 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-62083896 I wonder how much she was charging? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted July 8, 2022 Share Posted July 8, 2022 9 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-62083896 I wonder how much she was charging? Did she sit all the tests in electric cars ?? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted July 8, 2022 Share Posted July 8, 2022 3 minutes ago, hearthammer said: Did she sit all the tests in electric cars ?? That's a shocking allegation... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted July 8, 2022 Share Posted July 8, 2022 5 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: That's a shocking allegation... Yep, quite negative IMO. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted July 8, 2022 Share Posted July 8, 2022 20 minutes ago, hk blues said: Yep, quite negative IMO. That's ample... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted July 8, 2022 Share Posted July 8, 2022 5 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: That's ample... Watt? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted July 8, 2022 Share Posted July 8, 2022 2 minutes ago, hk blues said: Watt? Ohm my God... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted July 8, 2022 Share Posted July 8, 2022 25 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: Ohm my God... Gentlemen, before sparks fly, please desist with the current flow of puns. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted July 8, 2022 Share Posted July 8, 2022 1 minute ago, hearthammer said: Gentlemen, before sparks fly, please desist with the current flow of puns. I certainly wouldn't want to generate any resistance to the topic 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted July 8, 2022 Share Posted July 8, 2022 These puns are taking the topic off grid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted July 8, 2022 Share Posted July 8, 2022 What we need is a blackout 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted July 8, 2022 Share Posted July 8, 2022 3 minutes ago, HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows said: These puns are taking the topic off grid. Indeed they are and should have been cut out ages ago 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 8, 2022 Share Posted July 8, 2022 7 minutes ago, HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows said: These puns are taking the topic off grid. Good to see some resistance here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scw1987 Posted July 8, 2022 Share Posted July 8, 2022 I certainly wouldn't want to generate any resistance to the topic Good to see some resistance here.Not current enough. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 8, 2022 Share Posted July 8, 2022 16 hours ago, ICTChris said: I’m on holiday in the UK, in a seaside resort. It’s lovely, having a great time but for the first time the other day I really felt like a member of the liberal metropolitan elite. We were driving through a town near where we are and thought we’d just pop on somewhere for some food. The town is somewhere that dreary news pieces now refer to as the Red Wall. Literally every food place in the town was a chippy, kebab or pizza place. There literally was nowhere to get even a pish standard sit down meal. We eventually drove a couple of towns over and went to one of those places you get next to a Premier Inn. Hoping to get a column in the Guardian or Times off the back off this experience. You should've had a kebab to keep you going until you found somewhere. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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