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[tamthebam]

19 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said:

I'm from Capital City, not Galashiels, you ignoramus.....(You don't work in Howdens at South Fort and have a straggly wee beard a la Shaggy from Scooby Doo, do you ?)

Gordon's much more handsome than that

Spoiler

 

[101]

3 hours ago, Shandön Par said:

Similarly, I didn’t know we needed a stone worktop in the bathroom until recently..

(there must have been some wet paint btw, don’t usually put plants etc on the toilet seat)

 

Your toilet roll is the wrong way round.

[Shandon Par]

11 minutes ago, 101 said:

Your toilet roll is the wrong way round.

There was a thread on here years ago.

It was conclusively established that having it the other way round is the preserve of the very highest order of wrong ‘un.

[101]

13 minutes ago, Shandön Par said:

There was a thread on here years ago.

It was conclusively established that having it the other way round is the preserve of the very highest order of wrong ‘un.

What?! The next sheet should not be against the wall.

[scottsdad]

4 hours ago, Shandön Par said:

Similarly, I didn’t know we needed a stone worktop in the bathroom until recently..

(there must have been some wet paint btw, don’t usually put plants etc on the toilet seat)

 

That bog looks a bit flimsy. One decent tha-dunk and it would snap in two. 

[Empty It]

Similarly, I didn’t know we needed a stone worktop in the bathroom until recently..

(there must have been some wet paint btw, don’t usually put plants etc on the toilet seat)
 

Green bathroom, big team most definitely found.

[Left Back]

1 hour ago, Shandön Par said:

There was a thread on here years ago.

It was conclusively established that having it the other way round is the preserve of the very highest order of wrong ‘un.

Think you've got it the wrong way round.

[Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo]

2 minutes ago, Left Back said:

Think you've got it the wrong way round.

[Shandon Par]

1 hour ago, Empty It said:

5 hours ago, Shandön Par said:

Similarly, I didn’t know we needed a stone worktop in the bathroom until recently..

(there must have been some wet paint btw, don’t usually put plants etc on the toilet seat)
 

Green bathroom, big team most definitely found.

That’s called Churlish Green. 

[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

Just now, Shandön Par said:

That’s called Churlish Green. 

That's going to clash with the fireside tartan your legs will get from the towel rail.

[Shandon Par]

2 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said:

That's going to clash with the fireside tartan your legs will get from the towel rail.

No, I get burned toes instead as this is mine. It would be quite easy for someone to stretch out their legs, wiggle their toes between the bars for a heat only for them to get stuck.

[Florentine_Pogen]

ShandonTwoBogs................................................posh git.

[tamthebam]

1 hour ago, Florentine_Pogen said:

ShandonTwoBogs................................................posh git.

I had a mate at school who lived in a big house with 4 bogs (one of them was outdoor but it still worked)

This seemed paradise to me living in a 6 person house with only one cludgie.

Our family motto was "aww, who's in the bog?!"

[Moomintroll]

Is now a bad time to admit my current abode has a 3 bog strategy?

[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

16 minutes ago, tamthebam said:

Our family motto was "Tam, is that you wanking again?!"

 

[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

[mathematics]

I was at a wedding yesterday and am still suffering the worst hangover since pre-Covid.

[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

 

 

[hk blues]

11 hours ago, Moomintroll said:

Is now a bad time to admit my current abode has a 3 bog strategy?

I have 3 bogs and I live in a shithole country apparently!

[scottsdad]

17 hours ago, Moomintroll said:

Is now a bad time to admit my current abode has a 3 bog strategy?