The Skelpit Lug Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 is there a @velo army in the room? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 5 minutes ago, The Skelpit Lug said: is there a @velo army in the room? I used to work with a girl who when to a spiritualist to talk to her late labs. She also used to flash her tits at passing motorists when riding her motorbike. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 6 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I used to work with a girl who when to a spiritualist to talk to her late labs. She also used to flash her tits at passing motorists when riding her motorbike. Wait, what? How is that even possible? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Skelpit Lug Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 14 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I used to work with a girl who when to a spiritualist to talk to her late labs. She also used to flash her tits at passing motorists when riding her motorbike. Ah, the phantom Ducatitty Diavel rider! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 31 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I used to work with a girl who when to a spiritualist to talk to her late labs. She also used to flash her tits at passing motorists when riding her motorbike. Lady Modiva. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 21 minutes ago, The Skelpit Lug said: Ah, the phantom Ducatitty Diavel rider! 4 minutes ago, velo army said: Lady Modiva. BMW.. Bra-less Moped Woman? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 Not for me. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 From Viz... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 4 hours ago, ICTChris said: Not for me. 3 stars, pint must have been good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkay Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 Message from bairn’s school. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkay Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 Just now, broon-loon said: I'll be there for the wid, then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 TBF, the original spelling is a Tragedy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 24 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Message from bairn’s school. You not still banned from attending? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkay Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: You not still banned from attending? This is my last chance to embarrass myself in a primary school tbh as the bairn goes to the big school after the summer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkay Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 The wife, there. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 9 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: This is my last chance to embarrass myself in a primary school tbh as the bairn goes to the big school after the summer. Aww! Mine in the middle of her first set of Highers. She has been commuting to school in Edinburgh for last couple of years but doing her last year in Dunfermline. A sort of reverse finishing school. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 29 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: This is my last chance to hang around a primary school tbh as the bairn goes to the big school after the summer. FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 I'm no Plumber or DIY enthusiast for that matter, but today I took the cistern off the toilet, fitted new flush and fill thingies, got it back on (without breaking anything, which is a first), and it works and there's no leaks. Mind you, I've heard that Plumbers never bite their nails? I fully understand why.. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 Cebollas Loyal. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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