Deanburn Dave Posted June 12, 2022 Share Posted June 12, 2022 Tynie, put some of your nail varnish remover on it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted June 12, 2022 Share Posted June 12, 2022 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 12, 2022 Share Posted June 12, 2022 17 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said: I once threw a paper plane off the balcony of my auntie's 15th-floor flat in Leith. It flew off to the side, banked a couple of times and went in the open window of a third-floor tenement across the road. I always wondered what the occupant thought. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 12, 2022 Share Posted June 12, 2022 Just now, GordonD said: I once threw a paper plane off the balcony of my auntie's 15th-floor flat in Leith. It flew off to the side, banked a couple of times and went in the open window of a third-floor tenement across the road. I always wondered what the occupant thought. Bit of a worry if you used scrap paper you'd been doodling willies on. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted June 12, 2022 Share Posted June 12, 2022 47 minutes ago, Tynie Tappertit said: Just gorilla glued my fingers together. #winning. @Shandön Parwill no doubt have a solution. Guaranteed he’s glued some part of his body at some point. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 12, 2022 Share Posted June 12, 2022 1 minute ago, Rugster said: @Shandön Parwill no doubt have a solution. Guaranteed he’s glued some part of his body at some point. "It's like this, Doctor. I was making a model airplane when I suddenly needed to go for a pee and..." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 12, 2022 Share Posted June 12, 2022 1 hour ago, Tynie Tappertit said: Just gorilla glued my fingers together. #winning. Did you have your fingers in it's anus? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 12, 2022 Share Posted June 12, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, Rugster said: @Shandön Parwill no doubt have a solution. Guaranteed he’s glued some part of his body at some point. My mum superglued her eyes, thinking she was using eye drops. Edited June 12, 2022 by Shandön Par Typo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted June 12, 2022 Share Posted June 12, 2022 1 hour ago, GordonD said: I once threw a paper plane off the balcony of my auntie's 15th-floor flat in Leith. It flew off to the side, banked a couple of times and went in the open window of a third-floor tenement across the road. I always wondered what the occupant thought. redditsave.com_guy_sets_off_firework_that_lands_in_someones-hoz9s71lbj981-480.mp4 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted June 12, 2022 Share Posted June 12, 2022 9gag-video-freedownloadvideo.net.mp4 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted June 12, 2022 Share Posted June 12, 2022 34 minutes ago, Shandön Par said: My mum superglued her eyes, thinking she was using eye drops. Ahh, so it's a genetic thing. Makes sense now 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 12, 2022 Share Posted June 12, 2022 Ahh, so it's a genetic thing. Makes sense now Iv got an email from the Lotto telling me to sign in as iv won a prize. Want to buy it off me for 2 grand? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted June 12, 2022 Share Posted June 12, 2022 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: Iv got an email from the Lotto telling me to sign in as iv won a prize. Want to buy it off me for 2 grand? 2 grand for an email? Ask Hearts, they will think that's a bargain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted June 12, 2022 Share Posted June 12, 2022 44 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Iv got an email from the Lotto telling me to sign in as iv won a prize. Want to buy it off me for 2 grand? Last time I answered one of these messages I lost Accies £1 Million so no thanks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 12, 2022 Share Posted June 12, 2022 2 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Did you have your fingers in it's anus? Is that not another thread? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 12, 2022 Share Posted June 12, 2022 1 hour ago, Bert Raccoon said: Last time I answered one of these messages I lost Accies £1 Million so no thanks It was 30 quid, so you made the correct decision. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 12, 2022 Share Posted June 12, 2022 4 hours ago, tamthebam said: "It's like this, Doctor. I was making a model airplane when I suddenly needed to go for a pee and..." Dirty Fokker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted June 12, 2022 Share Posted June 12, 2022 Antiques Roadshow is from Buckfast Abbey the noo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted June 12, 2022 Share Posted June 12, 2022 Still half cut from last night and decided to go on holiday myself 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted June 12, 2022 Share Posted June 12, 2022 (edited) You've failed to avoid watching your team play. Fucking idiot!!! Edited June 12, 2022 by Cosmic Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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