scottsdad Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: Ah yes, have had this too. Toy horses randomly neighing in the night, dolls crying etc etc. Absolutely terrifying in all cases When my son was 3ish, he was into the movie Cars. We got a Lightning McQueen and a Doc Hudson, each talked if you pushed a button on the roof. Middle of the night, strange noises from downstairs. The Doc Hudson car was growling and talking like the button had been pushed. Brown trousers time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 We had a wee mechanical “Alfie bear” when the oldest was a toddler. Went off in the middle of the night with no-one near it like something out of a scary movie. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 A good burglar deterrent could be a motion sensor operated Chucky doll.... maybe I should market this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 18 minutes ago, buchan30 said: We had a wee mechanical “Alfie bear” when the oldest was a toddler. Went off in the middle of the night with no-one near it like something out of a scary movie. Someone impaled the head of an alfie bear on the railings outside my work. Looked pretty sinister. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 Someone impaled the head of an alfie bear on the railings outside my work. Looked pretty sinister. Tbf the amount of times i heard that wee c***s voice everyday, that was tempting. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 Some madman has set fire to his flat in Inverness and is in the street with knives, dressed in army fatigues, wearing a gas mask having a stand off with armed police. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bennett Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 14 minutes ago, Rugster said: Some madman has set fire to his flat in Inverness and is in the street with knives, dressed in army fatigues, wearing a gas mask having a stand off with armed police. Knives to a gunfight, that'll work out well. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
House Bartender Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 3 hours ago, Rugster said: Some madman has set fire to his flat in Inverness and is in the street with knives, dressed in army fatigues, wearing a gas mask having a stand off with armed police. ...and just along from Craig Dunain where unfortunate people with issues like this used to stay before "in the community" was deemed a better idea for all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 3 hours ago, Rugster said: Some madman has set fire to his flat in Inverness and is in the street with knives, dressed in army fatigues, wearing a gas mask having a stand off with armed police. Everyone needs a hobby I guess 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile E Coyote Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 22 hours ago, Boghead ranter said: Forum favourite Anne Lundon is now Anne McAlpine. Hamish has done well for himself 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 After years of working in a dying trade I left for a new role and walked into it on near enough the same rate. Its long hours, its hard work at times and I fucking hate it at other times but was today awarded a 27% pay increase. I am now going to be earning more than I ever imagined - or was told I would - and I've only been in the job 8 months. It's going to be very difficult to walk away from this role now. 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 On the beat.. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBo10 Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 Some madman has set fire to his flat in Inverness and is in the street with knives, dressed in army fatigues, wearing a gas mask having a stand off with armed police. Apparently set the flat on fire and got shot by the police for his troubles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 1 hour ago, bennett said: On the beat.. At least we now know where pccabe ended up 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 1 hour ago, Wile E Coyote said: Hamish has done well for himself He’ll no be so happy when she turns up with her Dundee dress on. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 1 hour ago, Mr. Alli said: After years of working in a dying trade I left for a new role and walked into it on near enough the same rate. Its long hours, its hard work at times and I fucking hate it at other times but was today awarded a 27% pay increase. I am now going to be earning more than I ever imagined - or was told I would - and I've only been in the job 8 months. It's going to be very difficult to walk away from this role now. Any openings? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Back Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 1 hour ago, Mr. Alli said: After years of working in a dying trade I left for a new role and walked into it on near enough the same rate. Its long hours, its hard work at times and I fucking hate it at other times but was today awarded a 27% pay increase. I am now going to be earning more than I ever imagined - or was told I would - and I've only been in the job 8 months. It's going to be very difficult to walk away from this role now. Was being an undertaker that bad? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB1994 Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 6 hours ago, Rugster said: He is now in hospital seriously injured after being shot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 FFS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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