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9 hours ago, Arch Stanton said:

For some reason I righted it before closing and,. as said already, f**k  knows how it managed to exocet into my eye.

I shall hold pointing down in future.

No "Who can pee the highest" for you, then.

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10 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said:

Although it's called 'washing up liquid', you are supposed to point the plastic bottle at the sink and use it as 'washing down liquid'.

HTH.

Why is it called taking a shit and not leaving a shit? You don't take it anywhere. 

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34 minutes ago, scottsdad said:

Why is it called taking a shit and not leaving a shit? You don't take it anywhere. 

It's called having a shit in this country. 'Taking' a shit is an abhorrent Americanism.

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9 hours ago, GordonD said:

It's called having a shite in this country. 'Taking' a shit is an abhorrent Americanism.

 

16 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said:

Close.

You are quite correct. My apologies.

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9 hours ago, GordonD said:

It's called having a shit in this country. 'Taking' a shit is an abhorrent Americanism.

"Taking a dump" is a welcome addition to our lexicography from the colonies imo. 

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3 hours ago, DiegoDiego said:


Close.

You made me think of the Viz "Broons" parody where the Bairn hears "Granpaw's having a fight" and they rush round to his house only to find Granpaw on the bog "Naw, I said I was having a shite.."

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10 hours ago, tamthebam said:

You made me think of the Viz "Broons" parody where the Bairn hears "Granpaw's having a fight" and they rush round to his house only to find Granpaw on the bog "Naw, I said I was having a shite.."

For some reason DC Thompson didn't see the funny side...

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On 15/01/2022 at 20:43, renton said:

I'm watching Robocop (1987)... is it bad that it looks more of a utopia than a dystopia now?

Had exactly the same experience a few months back. Watched it and thought “oh, this is quite a cute and innocent view of the future).

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Don't get washing up liquid in your eye.
f**k knows how it happened but yesterday, as I was closing the bottle of Fairy, it squirted straight into my left eye.
Of course trying to wash it out with water initially made it worse as it kept lathering up. Even after plenty of Optrex it was still stinging like a b*****d for hours and it was only upon waking up this morning that the pain abated.
Definitely not recommended.
Sometimes being a speccy b*****d has its advantages...
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On 16/01/2022 at 00:27, MSU said:

The McBroons! image.thumb.jpeg.e846ad70cf416a9884dded9c97b31b92.jpeg

When I was at school there was a very talented artist in my class who did sketches just like these. He showed me one he drew where Paw Broon had a drugs overdose and Joe and Hen dumped him in a wheelie bin. 

Might be the same guy.

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4 minutes ago, scottsdad said:

When I was at school there was a very talented artist in my class who did sketches just like these. He showed me one he drew where Paw Broon had a drugs overdose and Joe and Hen dumped him in a wheelie bin. 

Might be the same guy.

There was one circulating round my office where Oor Wullie, Fat Bob and Soapy Souter spend the afternoon shagging Daphne Broon. All goes well until they suggest she takes it up the arse.

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