Hedgecutter Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 10 hours ago, alta-pete said: I’ve told this story on here before but many many years ago I ventured the idea of a second tv in the bedroom to the then Mrs a-p. ‘Absolutely not!’ she said. ‘You’ll just end up watching sport on the big telly and I’ll be upstairs watching my soaps in the bed. We’ll never see each other and never talk to each other. We are a couple, we both work hard and we need to spend quality time together of an evening’ We are now 12 years divorced. Make of that what you will… Au contraire, anything that can break the "I'm tired now, I'm going upstairs to bed to sleep" routine isn't necessarily a terrible thing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 10 hours ago, DAFC. said: I always end up with the sleeping pattern of a 14 year old Xbox addict this time of year. Back to work Wednesday. Fucking shite. So you were wankering youself to death for the last week? Good to get back to work for some bank details! Then go again? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 14 hours ago, ICTChris said: Look at this German woman throwing a swan off a bridge. Seen as a hero. And yet you put one cat in a bin and you're reviled for life. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 15 hours ago, ICTChris said: Look at this German woman throwing a swan off a bridge. Didn't load for me at first, so I thought it was just a video of the Queen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 Seen as a hero. And yet you put one cat in a bin and you're reviled for life. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 Whould've thought that Scott Steiner was one of those Fancy Bears? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 Since @Jacksgranda recovered my green dots have increased! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 7 minutes ago, RH33 said: Since @Jacksgranda recovered my green dots have increased! It's all part of my new enjoy life strategy! (All your green dots can't be from me, surely?) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 2 hours ago, RH33 said: Since @Jacksgranda recovered my green dots have increased! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 Update on the bedroom TV: turns out that it's old but modern enough to have both SCART and HDMI sockets, meaning that I can play console games going all the way back to my PS2 (very specifically Pro Evo 2) when my other half commandeers the house office. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oystercatcher Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 On 31/12/2021 at 16:18, Newbornbairn said: Reminded me of this https://www.instagram.com/tv/CYU1iSNMvvN/?utm_medium=copy_link 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 5 hours ago, RH33 said: Since @Jacksgranda recovered my green dots have increased! 5 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: It's all part of my new enjoy life strategy! (All your green dots can't be from me, surely?) He'll be joining the woman hunting group next. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 8 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: He'll be joining the woman hunting group next. Not much point, if I caught one I wouldn't be able to do anything with her. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 6 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: Not much point, if I caught one I wouldn't remember what to do with her. FTFY 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 Came home from a wee NY break in deepest darkest Angus to find a 5ft yucca that I grew from a pup is dying and cannot be saved. Overwatered by me, I think, stupid twat that I am. (Plenty ammunition here for the PnB punnist / sarkysquad to get stuck in..........) Mrs F_P not impressed. Feck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 5 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Came home from a wee NY break in deepest darkest Angus to find a 5ft yucca that I grew from a pup is dying and cannot be saved. Overwatered by me, I think, stupid twat that I am. (Plenty ammunition here for the PnB punnist / sarkysquad to get stuck in..........) Mrs F_P not impressed. Feck. Five feet is a decent size, but you really don't want to be going much bigger.. Spoiler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 15 minutes ago, WhiteRoseKillie said: Five feet is a decent size, but you really don't want to be going much bigger.. Reveal hidden contents Well it won't be now, so there's nothing to worry about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 Well it won't be now, so there's nothing to worry about.Haud oan, you're experienced in the resurrectional arts, got any tips.? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 19 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: 42 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: Well it won't be now, so there's nothing to worry about. Haud oan, you're experienced in the resurrectional arts, got any tips.? Stick in a chest drain, fill it with antibiotics, take blood samples every hour and check its blood pressure. Oh and put it on 4 litres oxygen/hour. If that doesn't work best bin it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 1 hour ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Came home from a wee NY break in deepest darkest Angus to find a 5ft yucca that I grew from a pup is dying and cannot be saved. Overwatered by me, I think, stupid twat that I am. (Plenty ammunition here for the PnB punnist / sarkysquad to get stuck in..........) Mrs F_P not impressed. Feck. At least you got to the root of the problem. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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