Moomintroll Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 The passive aggressive troll who always gets away with it on here is getting on my fucking nerves. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 New Year, New Calendar 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 Can't wait to see their choice for December. I don't think there's been a mass-murdering Santa, so I'm going with John Wayne Gacy to keep the kids entertained. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 11 minutes ago, mathematics said: New Year, New Calendar Gee I wonder why I won't shag you?! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 7 minutes ago, RH33 said: Gee I wonder why I won't shag you?! Aye ye Wid 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 1 hour ago, RH33 said: Gee I wonder why I won't shag you?! Because I haven’t coloured it in yet? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 “School run” marked on the calendar has an altogether more sinister look in the @mathematics household. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 2, 2022 Share Posted January 2, 2022 I have recently developed an inability to talk without stuttering whilst in a lounging position. Makes me sound like I'm pissed even when I've not had anything to drink, and I don't like it. Once I sit up straight then I'm fine, but this seems to be a 2020+ phenomenon for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 2, 2022 Share Posted January 2, 2022 9 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: I have recently developed an inability to talk without stuttering Have you considered getting a job on Open All Mics? 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 2, 2022 Share Posted January 2, 2022 Having guests round for a new year party later on and have already been slaving over the slow cooker chicken tikka masala this morning and have offered to drive to pick up some of the guests to save them a taxi ride. I’m starting to get apprehensive that I’m going to get fleeced for alcohol again though as it’s mostly the same group who took liberties at my nephews second birthday party a couple years back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 2, 2022 Share Posted January 2, 2022 1 minute ago, throbber said: been slaving over the slow cooker Chucking stuff in and switching it on is hardly slaving. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 2, 2022 Share Posted January 2, 2022 30 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: I have recently developed an inability to talk without stuttering whilst in a lounging position. Makes me sound like I'm pissed even when I've not had anything to drink, and I don't like it. Once I sit up straight then I'm fine, but this seems to be a 2020+ phenomenon for me. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 2, 2022 Share Posted January 2, 2022 Just now, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: Chucking stuff in and switching it on is hardly slaving. You need to cut the chicken and onions up and cook them on hob before hand 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 2, 2022 Share Posted January 2, 2022 4 minutes ago, throbber said: Having guests round for a new year party later on and have already been slaving over the slow cooker chicken tikka masala this morning and have offered to drive to pick up some of the guests to save them a taxi ride. I’m starting to get apprehensive that I’m going to get fleeced for alcohol again though as it’s mostly the same group who took liberties at my nephews second birthday party a couple years back. Reading your posts would turn even Bernard Manning into a radical feminist you absolute man-child. Happy New Year btw! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 2, 2022 Share Posted January 2, 2022 1 minute ago, throbber said: You need to cut the chicken and onions up and cook them on hob before hand 10 minutes work, hardly worth claiming to be a drama queen over. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 2, 2022 Share Posted January 2, 2022 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: Reading your posts would turn even Bernard Manning into a radical feminist you absolute man-child. Happy New Year btw! Hark at fucking Just William. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 2, 2022 Share Posted January 2, 2022 Just now, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: 10 minutes work, hardly worth claiming to be a drama queen over. It took about half an hour, I had to batch cook the chicken as there was so much. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 2, 2022 Share Posted January 2, 2022 2 minutes ago, Tynie Spenlow said: I think you will genuinely be raging if they bring their own drink. Why would I be? I want a surprise of beer to keep me ticking over til I go back to work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 2, 2022 Share Posted January 2, 2022 Just now, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: 10 minutes work, hardly worth claiming to be a drama queen over. I think I spent that amount of time recently attempting to operate a friend's microwave in his absence. Managed to eventually find a one minute option, but the thing still came out cold after four back-to-back one minute attempts. Don't even get me started on the TV setup with the three controllers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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