Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 26, 2021 Share Posted December 26, 2021 Rod Hull's gaff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 27, 2021 Share Posted December 27, 2021 On 26/12/2021 at 12:12, Mr. Alli said: I've had to jump on a bus to go pick my car up in town (it's been abandoned there since the 23rd) and this doughnut just got on the bus with his hair slapping to his head due to standing in the rain. He sat down and took his hood out on his jacket. On the bus. Similarly I was just out walking the dog with my daughter. It was a gorge walk thing, a sort of ravine with viewpoints along the way. A few bridges have been washed away over the years so to cross to the other side of the ravine we decided to ignore the “keep out, certain death by drowning” signs. Long story short I slipped on some rocks and plunged into the river. Had wellies and a full length coat on, which with the fast current and pain from clipping rocks on the way down, made for a sticky situation. Anyway, made it to some rocks and hauled myself out eventually and didn’t drown. Kid never got her phone out in time to record it sadly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 27, 2021 Share Posted December 27, 2021 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: Similarly I was just out walking the dog with my daughter. It was a gorge walk thing, a sort of ravine with viewpoints along the way. A few bridges have been washed away over the years so to cross to the other side of the ravine we decided to ignore the “keep out, certain death by drowning” signs. Long story short I slipped on some rocks and plunged into the river. Had wellies and a full length coat on, which with the fast current and pain from clipping rocks on the way down, made for a sticky situation. Anyway, made it to some rocks and hauled myself out eventually and didn’t drown. Kid never got her phone out in time to record it sadly. As someone who (borderline) enjoys your posts, I feel I have to ask... How are you still alive at this point, and do people refuse to sell you life insurance? 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted December 27, 2021 Share Posted December 27, 2021 Similarly I was just out walking the dog with my daughter. It was a gorge walk thing, a sort of ravine with viewpoints along the way. A few bridges have been washed away over the years so to cross to the other side of the ravine we decided to ignore the “keep out, certain death by drowning” signs. Long story short I slipped on some rocks and plunged into the river. Had wellies and a full length coat on, which with the fast current and pain from clipping rocks on the way down, made for a sticky situation. Anyway, made it to some rocks and hauled myself out eventually and didn’t drown. Kid never got her phone out in time to record it sadly. Is there not a Viz character named after you.....? If not, there feckin' well should be......'Shambolic Shandon - He's An Accident Waiting To Happen'........ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 27, 2021 Share Posted December 27, 2021 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted December 27, 2021 Share Posted December 27, 2021 21 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Is there not a Viz character named after you.....? If not, there feckin' well should be...... 'Shambolic Shandon - He's An Accident Waiting To Happen'........ Who else but Shandon, trippitity, fallity, breakilydoo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted December 27, 2021 Share Posted December 27, 2021 https://m.facebook.com/105936984773030/videos/587484089022634/?extid=NS-UNK-UNK-UNK-IOS_GK0T-GK1C&ref=sharing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 27, 2021 Share Posted December 27, 2021 2.5 hrs to get through to the Chinese and it will be another hour before it gets here, but at least it's on its way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 27, 2021 Share Posted December 27, 2021 42 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: 2.5 hrs to get through to the Chinese and it will be another hour before it gets here, but at least it's on its way. And they said international trade would be easier after Brexit 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted December 27, 2021 Share Posted December 27, 2021 2.5 hrs to get through to the Chinese and it will be another hour before it gets here, but at least it's on its way.Have you only one in your area? It must be fantastic to wait 2 and a half hours before getting through? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 27, 2021 Share Posted December 27, 2021 1 minute ago, 19QOS19 said: Have you only one in your area? It must be fantastic to wait 2 and a half hours before getting through? I'm sure there's about 20. That's the one we like, and it was a right pain in the hole but we got through eventually, got it delivered and got it ate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted December 27, 2021 Share Posted December 27, 2021 Just now, Jacksgranda said: I'm sure there's about 20. That's the one we like, and it was a right pain in the hole but we got through eventually, got it delivered and got it ate. Bet you're hungry again now though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted December 27, 2021 Share Posted December 27, 2021 Bet you're hungry again now though. Nah that's shite like McDonalds. Chinese food usually stuffs me. Normally the rice that does it mind you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 27, 2021 Share Posted December 27, 2021 6 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Is there not a Viz character named after you.....? If not, there feckin' well should be...... 'Shambolic Shandon - He's An Accident Waiting To Happen'........ He's the inspiration for Calamity James in the Beano 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted December 27, 2021 Share Posted December 27, 2021 22 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: Nah that's shite like McDonalds. Chinese food usually stuffs me. Normally the rice that does it mind you. I find McDonalds stuff sits like a cold congealed lump in my belly for hours. Incidentally, took my parents for their first McDonalds breakfast last week. Dad happily chomped through his but my mum was disgusted. One bite of the McMuffin was enough for her but she just couldn't understand the hash brown - "How could they dae that tae a tattie?!!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted December 27, 2021 Share Posted December 27, 2021 I find McDonalds stuff sits like a cold congealed lump in my belly for hours. Incidentally, took my parents for their first McDonalds breakfast last week. Dad happily chomped through his but my mum was disgusted. One bite of the McMuffin was enough for her but she just couldn't understand the hash brown - "How could they dae that tae a tattie?!!"Really? I think their hash browns are fantastic [emoji38] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted December 27, 2021 Share Posted December 27, 2021 1 hour ago, 19QOS19 said: Really? I think their hash browns are fantastic So do I. She said it had the consistency of chopped raw fish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted December 28, 2021 Share Posted December 28, 2021 On 27/12/2021 at 01:04, The_Kincardine said: Not sure where to put this but a lot of posters must follow Harry's Garage on Youtube. He just refurbished a Jag XJ Coupe from the 70s at a cost of £60K+ and it looks amazing: Yes, watch many of these, I like the motorbike ones. Why I'm here.....Yesterday the boy bought a magic pen (write but can't see without a fluorescent light). We were having fun before Mum got home from work. Drawing tattoos on our bodies. For a laugh we drove to the shop with taps aff, giggling away like wee school boys. Standing in the shop and I turn round, there in the wife with her mother with a face of disgust shaking her head. Said 'looking hot tonight' and walk out. She only cook breakfast for her and the 2 daughters 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted December 28, 2021 Share Posted December 28, 2021 18 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Similarly I was just out walking the dog with my daughter. It was a gorge walk thing, a sort of ravine with viewpoints along the way. A few bridges have been washed away over the years so to cross to the other side of the ravine we decided to ignore the “keep out, certain death by drowning” signs. Long story short I slipped on some rocks and plunged into the river. Had wellies and a full length coat on, which with the fast current and pain from clipping rocks on the way down, made for a sticky situation. Anyway, made it to some rocks and hauled myself out eventually and didn’t drown. Kid never got her phone out in time to record it sadly. Of all the people to ignore a keep out, certain death sign, it’s you, the most accident prone person on the planet. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted December 28, 2021 Share Posted December 28, 2021 26 minutes ago, Rugster said: Of all the people to ignore a keep out, certain death sign, it’s you, the most accident prone person on the planet. Silly fifer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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