Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 6 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: Went for a bit of Christmas shopping today and sat in the boozer after it and sank 6 pints whilst reading a book. Left with a rather lovely girls number and was also propositioned by a 60 year old woman. It felt as though she was incredibly lonely and because I gave her the time of day and listened to her story, she become a bit 'needy'. It was all very strange and kind of heartbreaking. I'm just about done with drinking though. Pint of Fosters was £4 (in Dundee!!) and was the cheapest lager available. Sat on the Moretti for £4.90. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 6 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: Went for a bit of Christmas shopping today and sat in the boozer after it and sank 6 pints whilst reading a book. Left with a rather lovely girls number and was also propositioned by a 60 year old woman. It felt as though she was incredibly lonely and because I gave her the time of day and listened to her story, she become a bit 'needy'. It was all very strange and kind of heartbreaking. I'm just about done with drinking though. Pint of Fosters was £4 (in Dundee!!) and was the cheapest lager available. Sat on the Moretti for £4.90. One of the guys from work bought me a case of that as a wee present,is it decent? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 5 minutes ago, Andy Dufresne said: One of the guys from work bought me a case of that as a wee present,is it decent? Maybe it fell off the back of his van... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 9 minutes ago, Andy Dufresne said: One of the guys from work bought me a case of that as a wee present,is it decent? Very decent. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 38 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: Maybe it fell off the back of his van... As long as none broke i don't care. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 1 hour ago, Andy Dufresne said: One of the guys from work bought me a case of that as a wee present,is it decent? 53 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: Very decent. Definitely think it's one of the best major lagers you can get. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thane of Cawdor Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 9 minutes ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: Well it worked for me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 Move over Jesus, happy birthday @Raidernation hope you can celebrate properly with your family when Covid jail lets you out! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 Xmas morning fryup, not one evil mushroom, tomato or bean in sight. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 1 hour ago, Arch Stanton said: Xmas morning fryup, not one evil mushroom, tomato or bean in sight. I could do without the tomato and beans (beans in a fry are blasphemy) but not mushrooms Not quite sure what everything is in your photie, but it looks tasty! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 1 hour ago, Jacksgranda said: I could do without the tomato and beans (beans in a fry are blasphemy) but not mushrooms Not quite sure what everything is in your photie, but it looks tasty! Fried egg, square sausage, pork link, bacon, black pudding, haggis, tattie scone and HP sauce. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 (edited) 47 minutes ago, Arch Stanton said: Fried egg, square sausage, pork link, bacon, black pudding, haggis, tattie scone and HP sauce. I couldn't half go that atm! Edited December 25, 2021 by Jacksgranda Grandma, tsk, tsk 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 Youngest stepdaughter's oven wasn't working (although she's got it going now - she actually read the instructions on how to operate it!) - so they brought their turkey round here for us to cook (or more specifically, my wife). It was put on at 11.15 and was to cook for approx. 4 hours. She's just after ringing "Get mummy to check the turkey, it should be ready soon". FFS, you'd think her mother had never cooked a turkey before, there used to be 17 here for Christmas dinner and never a complaint about under/over cooked turkey. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 13 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: Youngest stepdaughter's oven wasn't working (although she's got it going now - she actually read the instructions on how to operate it!) - so they Top tip. My sister's new upstairs neighbours are east European and dug a hole in the back garden, tore down a fence and roasted a pig in it during the week. I thought it sounded great but she doesn't seem to be as impressed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Top tip. My sister's new upstairs neighbours are east European and dug a hole in the back garden, tore down a fence and roasted a pig in it during the week. I thought it sounded great but she doesn't seem to be as impressed. You can’t buy class. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 This is what Christmas dinner looks like if it was dished up by a thieving b*****d. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 Just now, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: This is what Christmas dinner looks like if it was dished up by a thieving b*****d. What's he having after the starter? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 This is what Christmas dinner looks like if it was dished up by a thieving b*****d. Looks like something you'd get from a Wetherspoons. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 28 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: This is what Christmas dinner looks like if it was dished up by a thieving b*****d. That wouldn't feed a Bairnardo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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