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6 hours ago, Theroadlesstravelled said:

That Canadian tennis chick is everywhere on British news.

It’s the greatest achievement in Britain since, well ever. We don’t have any good achievements.

Shut up, she's the greatest Brit since Greg Rusedski and Lennox Lewis.

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People who don’t have British parents, weren’t born here but have lived here since they were two aren’t really British and shouldn’t be referred to as such.  I am very progressive and open minded.

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I have three bags of cement going spare.

I start the bidding at £5000

(the wifey at the homebuilders said they'd very, very happily give us a refund to get it back, but pretty much said "but to be honest, instead of getting £5 p/bag off of us, you could get £30 p/bag on Gumtree" - very clearly not a company director)

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6 hours ago, Hedgecutter said:

I have three bags of cement going spare.

I start the bidding at £5000

(the wifey at the homebuilders said they'd very, very happily give us a refund to get it back, but pretty much said "but to be honest, instead of getting £5 p/bag off of us, you could get £30 p/bag on Gumtree" - very clearly not a company director)

Excellent. I’ve 2 tonnes sitting at my work. 

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3 months to the day since my dad died. The same day as the first Scotland game and we wanted him to watch it. He was knackered and old but the end came quickly and he was scared. 

I started smoking again on that day and have drunk shitloads since. The kids are pissed off with me so need to get back to the last best normal again from tomorrow.

Also spent a fortune on booze and fags recently, I don't know how folk do this all the time.

 

 

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10 hours ago, Tony Ferrino said:

3 months to the day since my dad died. The same day as the first Scotland game and we wanted him to watch it. He was knackered and old but the end came quickly and he was scared. 

I started smoking again on that day and have drunk shitloads since. The kids are pissed off with me so need to get back to the last best normal again from tomorrow.

Also spent a fortune on booze and fags recently, I don't know how folk do this all the time.

 

 

Good luck! In my prime I was an 80 a day man and could go weeks at a time without a dry day. Now I’m like a monk. Feel free to drop me a line if you need any pointers on becoming a teetotaller non-smoker type. Though I’m not really qualified as a life coach.

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