Florentine_Pogen Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 32 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: Just back from appointment with consultant, got an x-ray, ultrasound and blood taken, consultant very happy with my progress since being discharged. He showed me the latest x-ray compared to the one before I left, I couldn't see any difference, he was very pleased with them, though, and that's what matters Remember, no overdoing it with flagons of advocaat and brick size pieces of stollen at Xmas........moderation in all things, even the sex. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 10 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Remember, no overdoing it with flagons of advocaat and brick size pieces of stollen at Xmas........moderation in all things, even the sex. That's been moderated for a right wee while... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 1 minute ago, Jacksgranda said: That's been moderated for a right wee while... I hear you, brother.......it's murder, right enough............... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 9 hours ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: Very proud to be British rn I used to work in Northwich, thankfully I dont look like an Alsatian so it couldn't have been me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 22 minutes ago, Moomintroll said: I used to work in Northwich, thankfully I dont look like an Alsatian so it couldn't have been me. She also had sex with a dachshund. It’s incredible how low some folk can get. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 8 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: Just back from appointment with consultant, got an x-ray, ultrasound and blood taken, consultant very happy with my progress since being discharged. He showed me the latest x-ray compared to the one before I left, I couldn't see any difference, he was very pleased with them, though, and that's what matters Fishing for greenies imo ^^^ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 How is it that my primary school teacher sussed me out so eloquently 19 years ago with "easily distracted and distracted other" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 (edited) 49 minutes ago, 101 said: How is it that my primary school teacher sussed me out so eloquently 19 years ago with "easily distracted and distracted other" I always had the same on my report card. Well, I showed them as I watched Jack Frost today while getting paid a wage to actually do work Edited December 23, 2021 by Bert Raccoon 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soapy FFC Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 16 hours ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: Very proud to be British rn A comment on Facebook was "Have you got a picture of the woman - not the dog" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 25 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: I always had the same on my report card. Well, I showed them as I watched Jack Frost today whike getting paid a wage to actually do work Success together brother x 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 (edited) I was just reading the Wikipedia entry for the Carry On films, apparently there were plans to make a new version in the 2000s. Among those who had apparently agreed to star were - Daniella Westbrook, David Jason, Shaun Williamson, Burt Reynolds, Jennifer Ellison, Paul O'Grady, Lenny Henry and Lisa Tarbuck. An earlier attempt to reboot them was to include Vinnie Jones and Shane Ritchie. What a gloriously shite film that would've been. Just utter solid gold garbage. Edited December 24, 2021 by ICTChris 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 On 22/12/2021 at 17:00, RH33 said: Having two diagnosed.children,.I'd place bet that you're probably dyspraxic! You never feel more alive than when facing a bit of danger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 6 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: You never feel more alive than when facing a bit of danger. I see Mrs Pars been blabbing again… 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 1 minute ago, Granny Danger said: I see Mrs Pars been blabbing again… And the Octogenarian taps in from two yards after the young Par rounds the keeper. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 Hiya Everyone, just wanted to take a minute to wish you a very merry Christmas and a happy new year, most of all good health! These days people don't spend much time or thought on some personal words to their friends and family, they just copy and paste some random message and send it on. So after all we've been though together this year I want to thank you for your friendship and wish you a happy and fulfilling 2018 - you’re the best gymnastics group anyone could ask for. Best wishes, Helen xxx 19 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: And the Octogenarian taps in from two inches. His usual MO tbf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 32 minutes ago, buchan30 said: Hiya Everyone, just wanted to take a minute to wish you a very merry Christmas and a happy new year, most of all good health! These days people don't spend much time or thought on some personal words to their friends and family, they just copy and paste some random message and send it on. So after all we've been though together this year I want to thank you for your friendship and wish you a happy and fulfilling 2018 - you’re the best gymnastics group anyone could ask for. Best wishes, Helen xxx Merry Christmas & a better New Year to you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 37 minutes ago, buchan30 said: Hiya Everyone, just wanted to take a minute to wish you a very merry Christmas and a happy new year, most of all good health! These days people don't spend much time or thought on some personal words to their friends and family, they just copy and paste some random message and send it on. So after all we've been though together this year I want to thank you for your friendship and wish you a happy and fulfilling 2018 - you’re the best gymnastics group anyone could ask for. Best wishes, Helen xxx Have you seen @Granny Danger ‘s new leotard? Looks great! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 Have you seen [mention=22765]Granny Danger[/mention] ‘s new leotard? Looks great! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 Went for a bit of Christmas shopping today and sat in the boozer after it and sank 6 pints whilst reading a book. Left with a rather lovely girls number and was also propositioned by a 60 year old woman. It felt as though she was incredibly lonely and because I gave her the time of day and listened to her story, she become a bit 'needy'. It was all very strange and kind of heartbreaking. I'm just about done with drinking though. Pint of Fosters was £4 (in Dundee!!) and was the cheapest lager available. Sat on the Moretti for £4.90. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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