Bairnardo Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 Just now, Boghead ranter said: I could really get on board with that. Bairnardo for councillor/mayor, on a self contained, Republic of Greater Larbert platform. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkay Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 Here it is. I’ve done it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bishopburn boy Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 Carnivorous , is an anagram of corona virus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 I've just done a hiccup/burp combination that made me sound like a donkey. Absolutely no one around to hear it thankfully. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 21 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Bairnardo for councillor/mayor, on a self contained, Republic of Greater Larbert platform. Right, your mayorship, I just discovered today that there's also temporary lights on Muirhall Rd. Please sort it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 13 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: Right, your mayorship, I just discovered today that there's also temporary lights on Muirhall Rd. Please sort it. I can beat that. I went down there trying to get into Pro Division. Fucking nightmare. Given what you know about my anger levels so far, imagine what I was like this morning.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 19 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Here it is. I’ve done it. Did you tag it #JessicaNigriGetsHerKitOff ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkay Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 2 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Did you tag it #JessicaNigriGetsHerKitOff ? No, because the whole world knows that will never ever happen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Am Featha Taigh Nan Clach Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 Does approx. 30% of P&B live in Larbert? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkay Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 3 minutes ago, Am Featha *****h Nan Clach said: Does approx. 30% of P&B live in Larbert? The Gunther Effect. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 51 minutes ago, Am Featha *****h Nan Clach said: Does approx. 30% of P&B live in Larbert? Only the handsome ones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: I can beat that. I went down there trying to get into Pro Division. Fucking nightmare. Given what you know about my anger levels so far, imagine what I was like this morning.... f**k, that'd be a nightmare. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 20 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Here it is. I’ve done it. KuKluxKlan Lido ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkay Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 7 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: KuKluxKlan Lido ? Yes! You been? Great bunch of lads eh? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 Has there been an explosion in the magpie population recently? No matter where I go outdoors (except Wick, that was the exception), I can't go 10 mins without seeing one of the bloody things. I feel that if I went to Death Valley, there would be a couple of magpies staring at me on the saltflats. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 (edited) 31 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Has there been an explosion in the magpie population recently? No matter where I go outdoors (except Wick, that was the exception), I can't go 10 mins without seeing one of the bloody things. I feel that if I went to Death Valley, there would be a couple of magpies staring at me on the saltflats. My magpie and crow army recruitment is coming along quite well. There were 8 magpies the other day and too many crows to count. They squabble a bit among themselves rather than kill the pigeons as I've ordered, but it's early days.I Peanuts out of Aldi is their favourite. Edited October 21, 2021 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 I see that wee guy who got killed last week was also a knife wielding ned. I am not surprised to read this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 Just had a phone call to tell me a van has rolled backwards into our caravan running over the ramp of our decking and hitting our gas bottles,we have only had the bloody thing 2 weeks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 Just had a phone call to tell me a van has rolled backwards into our caravan running over the ramp of our decking and hitting our gas bottles,we have only had the bloody thing 2 weeks.Sounds like it was going a bit faster than "rolled backwards" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 Just now, Empty It said: 2 minutes ago, keithgy said: Just had a phone call to tell me a van has rolled backwards into our caravan running over the ramp of our decking and hitting our gas bottles,we have only had the bloody thing 2 weeks. Sounds like it was going a bit faster than "rolled backwards" The guy parks his van at the top of the hill and they think he left his handbrake off,i am downthis weekend so will check everything out.The park is changing the gas regulator tomorrow morning 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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