welshbairn Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 13 minutes ago, 101 said: Funny that this was just on my TL thanks to @itzdrk Was going to ask what's up, but maybe not appropriate.. Hope you're not too bad anyway. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 32 minutes ago, 101 said: Spending the evening in Kirkcaldy a&e. The staff send their regards @Shandon Par One of the top nights out in Kirkcaldy. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 1 hour ago, welshbairn said: Was going to ask what's up, but maybe not appropriate.. Hope you're not too bad anyway. Thanks all good, 3 stitches holding on the top of my finger and a good chat with the nurse, I can see why Shannon is there so often. Photos of it after I was all cleaned up if you really want to see. I did feel a bit dramatic but having come home now I realise I have managed to get blood everywhere in the kitchen up the cupboard walls and the sink looks like a murder scene. Spoiler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 3 minutes ago, 101 said: Thanks all good, 3 stitches holding on the top of my finger and a good chat with the nurse, I can see why Shannon is there so often. Photos of it after I was all cleaned up if you really want to see. I did feel a bit dramatic but having come home now I realise I have managed to get blood everywhere in the kitchen up the cupboard walls and the sink looks like a murder scene. Hide contents Were you giving yourself a manicure with an axe? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 3 minutes ago, 101 said: Thanks all good, 3 stitches holding on the top of my finger and a good chat with the nurse, I can see why Shannon is there so often. Photos of it after I was all cleaned up if you really want to see. I did feel a bit dramatic but having come home now I realise I have managed to get blood everywhere in the kitchen up the cupboard walls and the sink looks like a murder scene. Hide contents Always seek medical advice before retrieving sharp implements from your bottom. You'll know the next time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 4 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: Were you giving yourself a manicure with an axe? Washing up, always a mistake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 5 hours ago, 101 said: Thanks all good, 3 stitches holding on the top of my finger and a good chat with the nurse, I can see why Shannon is there so often. Photos of it after I was all cleaned up if you really want to see. I did feel a bit dramatic but having come home now I realise I have managed to get blood everywhere in the kitchen up the cupboard walls and the sink looks like a murder scene. Reveal hidden contents Shree shtiches surely? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 On 11/11/2021 at 08:52, Sergeant Wilson said: "Big bag of tablets please, the ones that keep people alive". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 9 hours ago, 101 said: Spending the evening in Kirkcaldy a&e. The staff send their regards @Shandon Par Last post I seen from you was that the gaffer cans were out. This is heartbreaking 8 hours ago, 101 said: Thanks all good, 3 stitches holding on the top of my finger and a good chat with the nurse, I can see why Shannon is there so often. Photos of it after I was all cleaned up if you really want to see. I did feel a bit dramatic but having come home now I realise I have managed to get blood everywhere in the kitchen up the cupboard walls and the sink looks like a murder scene. Hide contents Keeping it tight on the fingernails though, which is always good to see. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 9 hours ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: I don't think Shandon has ever climbed a stepladder naked and accidentally 'fallen' on a root vegetable. Yet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 12 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Yet. No “accidentally” about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: No “accidentally” about it. Neap? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Neap? Certainly a turnip for the books. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 Just now, Shandon Par said: No “accidentally” about it. Disappointing to see the thread veering toward kinkshaming. Anyway, I have no idea why anyone would use root vegatables when purpose built toys are freely available.... You be you my man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 12 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Disappointing to see the thread veering toward kinkshaming. Anyway, I have no idea why anyone would use root vegatables when purpose built toys are freely available.... You be you my man. They're not free though. Bloody extortionate. So I'm, er, told. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 59 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Keeping it tight on the fingernails though, which is always good to see. In a life or death situation I always like to imagine that the best kept fingernails is going to be the deciding factor in whether you're in the sea or not. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: Disappointing to see the thread veering toward kinkshaming. Anyway, I have no idea why anyone would use root vegatables when purpose built toys are freely available.... You be you my man. Shandon obviously needs the club card points for his big Christmas shop. Every little helps. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 Funny that this was just on my TL thanks to [mention=21687]itzdrk[/mention]Along with stripping walls, it's amazing what people get up to after they leave Napier Uni! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 The correct answer is a Parsnip 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 40 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: The correct answer is a Parsnip Not a Pars-neep? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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