Bairnardo Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 12 minutes ago, mizfit said: I was at a wedding 2 years ago where everyone was dragged outside by the bride and groom to watch their photo shoot. I still cringe at it. You have no idea if that's happening to you or not yet, so keep your powder dry when it comes to cringy wedding stuff for now....... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 You have no idea if that's happening to you or not yet, so keep your powder dry when it comes to cringy wedding stuff for now.......If it does the divorce papers will be served before the ink is dry on the wedding certificate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 44 minutes ago, Meldrew said: how about making a bit of money then, whatever you shoplift, i'll give you 40% of the shop price, if things go wrong, its Hamilton Sheriff and you looking sharp Meh, petty crime is way beneath me now tbh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 7 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: Meh, petty crime is way beneath me now tbh that's a shame, because those 150g bags of Piper's Cheese & Onion are back up to full price in Sainsbury's, be fucked if i'm paying two fifty for them 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 if P&B did a scottish football version of this, this would be the song used..... That Happened, and we all let it happen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 Is an "engagement party" a subtle way of telling the groom he isn't getting a stag night? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 39 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Is an "engagement party" a subtle way of telling the groom he isn't getting a stag night? It's really just a con to try and get two sets of presents, if you invite me to an engagement party your standard wedding present gets cut to half the amount that would usually be spent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 Would've been 75 today. What a guy. 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 Watching the wifie’s Dons v Celtic game on Alba and I think one of the Celtic wifies is playing wearing falsh lashes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 Just now, Melanius Mullarkey said: Watching the wifie’s Dons v Celtic game on Alba and I think one of the Celtic wifies is playing wearing falsh lashes. No. 63 Looks like she has spiders on her eyes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 2 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: No. 63 Looks like she has spiders on her eyes. That’s the one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Watching the wifie’s Dons v Celtic game on Alba and I think one of the Celtic wifies is playing wearing falsh lashes. Is she Sean Connery? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 27 minutes ago, Rugster said: Is she Sean Connery? She’s certainly a shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 A bargain for all you art lovers in the Tomintoul area: 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sophia Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 5 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Watching the wifie’s Dons v Celtic game on Alba and I think one of the Celtic wifies is playing wearing falsh lashes. Any relation to Borislav Mikhailov? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted September 6, 2021 Share Posted September 6, 2021 (edited) 17 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: A funeral service and a wedding service last about the same length of time. Granted you don't have to hang about for 3 hours before you get fed at a funeral while the bereaved get their photies took. Don't go to a Thai funeral, photies being taken by everyone, even videos now with peoples phones. I still feel a bit uneasy about it all. You still get a good repast. Plenty of free food and booze. Eta - Why I came to this thread. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-58405215 - Thai cops suffocating a suspect, the said cop has 42 cars, 1 worth over £1m, his salary is £1000 per month. This has been on the news for a few weeks here, now. BBC gives more details about his wealth than the Thai media are doing at the moment, maybe because it's ongoing (really our media is shite and don't want to ruffle the feathers). However, the BBC don't mention, that he was on the run for a few days, him and 2 others involved. He was the last to be found, after he called HQ and demanded a 'fair trial'. Edited September 6, 2021 by SlipperyP 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted September 6, 2021 Share Posted September 6, 2021 I start university today. 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted September 6, 2021 Share Posted September 6, 2021 5 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said: I start university today. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 6, 2021 Share Posted September 6, 2021 @Newbornbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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