SANTAN Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 18 minutes ago, UsedToGoToCentralPark said: 3 hours ago, Slenderman said: Minter. Forza Italia. If it was us instead of England 100% our newspapers and media would be exactly the same, being in the final of the 2nd most important football tournament for eligible international teams is a pretty significant event. Lmao, you guys are doing it and you're not even involved. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 The Scottish news presenter on the telly just said the wheelchair tennis final had been "edge of the seat stuff". 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said: The Scottish news presenter on the telly just said the wheelchair tennis final had been "edge of the seat stuff". It was for the DWP who promptly took away their PIP and blue badge citing if you can win "wimbers" you can wheel yourself a bit further. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 Lmao, you guys are doing it and you're not even involved. You guys? Aren’t you from the Scottish Borders? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UsedToGoToCentralPark Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 Lmao, you guys are doing it and you're not even involved. That's a pathetic rag tbf, it knows it's targeted audience well though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SANTAN Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 20 minutes ago, Adam said: You guys? Aren’t you from the Scottish Borders? I live here but was born in England. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 2 hours ago, UsedToGoToCentralPark said: 5 hours ago, Slenderman said: Minter. Forza Italia. If it was us instead of England 100% our newspapers and media would be exactly the same, being in the final of the 2nd most important football tournament for eligible international teams is a pretty significant event. Perhaps we'd get the ellipsis correct. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superbigal Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 Least they have had to beat a few more teams than when they get knighted for winning the Ashes against a load of Convicts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 8 hours ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: Which one is uglier? Are they at Wimbledon and the umpire has just said “Love Fifteen”? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 4 hours ago, tamthebam said: Why are Jimmy Calderwood and Iain Dowie wearing silly wigs anyway? Think I’ve had Jimmy Calderwood’s hand grafted onto my wrist. Have had ice on it but the dog keeps barking at me to feed him the ice cubes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 19 hours ago, Zetterlund said: Working from home? Not for me thanks. Currently getting paid to sit looking at this for 4 hours. Bonus points for knowing where this is. A ferry that isn't broken. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: Think I’ve had Jimmy Calderwood’s hand grafted onto my wrist. Have had ice on it but the dog keeps barking at me to feed him the ice cubes. Well this is a completely unsurprising turn of events. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: Think I’ve had Jimmy Calderwood’s hand grafted onto my wrist. Have had ice on it but the dog keeps barking at me to feed him the ice cubes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 Think I’ve had Jimmy Calderwood’s hand grafted onto my wrist. Have had ice on it but the dog keeps barking at me to feed him the ice cubes. Good airbrushing skills. Honestly wouldnt know you were a six fingered c**t 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted July 12, 2021 Share Posted July 12, 2021 On 11/07/2021 at 08:54, Boghead ranter said: Happens to me quite a lot when I'm out walking groups of dogs. Trick is to hiss back at them even louder, it puts them right off their stride. A good, throat-clearing CCCCHHHHHHHHHHH. I see your bait, young man, and I’m not taking it. If I were with the dogs it’d be a 180 degree turn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 12, 2021 Share Posted July 12, 2021 Saw a heron and a swan having a fight on Saturday. Both sitting on a wee loch. Heron took off and buzzed the swan, Top Gun style. Swan didn’t take kindly and heron swooped back for another pass, as swan craned its neck to swipe at the heron. Bloody Fifer birds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted July 12, 2021 Share Posted July 12, 2021 5 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Saw a heron and a swan having a fight on Saturday. Both sitting on a wee loch. Heron took off and buzzed the swan, Top Gun style. Swan didn’t take kindly and heron swooped back for another pass, as swan craned its neck to swipe at the heron. Bloody Fifer birds. And what injuries did you sustain? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 12, 2021 Share Posted July 12, 2021 20 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Think I’ve had Jimmy Calderwood’s hand grafted onto my wrist. Have had ice on it but the dog keeps barking at me to feed him the ice cubes. Trapped your hand dropping down that ladder? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 12, 2021 Share Posted July 12, 2021 On 11/07/2021 at 15:49, Shandon Par said: Think I’ve had Jimmy Calderwood’s hand grafted onto my wrist. Have had ice on it but the dog keeps barking at me to feed him the ice cubes. “When I was a painter, I had a fever. My hands felt just like two balloons” 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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