8MileBU Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Says the Forfar Supporting Dad Smotherer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 Harsh but fair IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 1 minute ago, Pato said: I don't think a panda would even notice if you were hitting it as hard as you could. Well it wouldn't notice if you were. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 Not like I havent been drinking beer throughout the last few months, so its slightly surprising that after my return to the pub lastnight, I am absolutely fucking riddled with sabbath fever style anxiety today. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 28 minutes ago, Pato said: I don't think a panda would even notice if you were hitting it as hard as you could. Can’t see a clean KO but could definitely get the panda’s attention. Don’t think he’d have the head movement to avoid the right hand and would eventually quit on his stool. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 Got an email from O2 Academy yesterday highlighting that gigs are bring lined up. One of those offered was Gemma Collins- I couldn't help but click on see what the attention seeking waste of space was offering as a 'show'. Forty sheets plus booking fees for whatever it is she's doing! Jeezo. Think I'll book Gary Numan, thanks all the same. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 10 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: Got an email from O2 Academy yesterday highlighting that gigs are bring lined up. One of those offered was Gemma Collins- I couldn't help but click on see what the attention seeking waste of space was offering as a 'show'. Forty sheets plus booking fees for whatever it is she's doing! Jeezo. I'd pay forty quid to see this happen. Note how three of them can't lift her! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 1 hour ago, Boghead ranter said: Got an email from O2 Academy yesterday highlighting that gigs are bring lined up. One of those offered was Gemma Collins- I couldn't help but click on see what the attention seeking waste of space was offering as a 'show'. Forty sheets plus booking fees for whatever it is she's doing! Jeezo. Think I'll book Gary Numan, thanks all the same. Keeps you stable for days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 1 hour ago, Boghead ranter said: Got an email from O2 Academy yesterday highlighting that gigs are bring lined up. One of those offered was Gemma Collins- I couldn't help but click on see what the attention seeking waste of space was offering as a 'show'. Forty sheets plus booking fees for whatever it is she's doing! Jeezo. Think I'll book Gary Numan, thanks all the same. ^^^ Booked 4 VIP packages for Gemma Collins 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 Gemma Collins announces a live tour In October 2021, she's hitting the road with The GC’s Big Night Out, a fun evening full of laughter and surprises. Tickets go on sale from 10:00 on Friday 23 April 2021. Listed as "comedy" on Ticketmaster if that fills you with any confidence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 Sounds like I'm perhaps fortunate in that I don't know who Gemma Collins is. There must be something in the name Collins that makes you talk pish- Gemma Collins, Justin Lee Collins, John Collins.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 Collins John. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 Joan Collins. Jackie Collins. Harper Collins. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 1 hour ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Gemma Collins announces a live tour In October 2021, she's hitting the road with The GC’s Big Night Out, a fun evening full of laughter and surprises. Tickets go on sale from 10:00 on Friday 23 April 2021. Listed as "comedy" on Ticketmaster if that fills you with any confidence. Would rather have root canal surgery. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 2 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Would rather have anal surgery. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 3 hours ago, Boghead ranter said: Got an email from O2 Academy yesterday highlighting that gigs are bring lined up. One of those offered was Gemma Collins- I couldn't help but click on see what the attention seeking waste of space was offering as a 'show'. Forty sheets plus booking fees for whatever it is she's doing! Jeezo. Think I'll book Gary Numan, thanks all the same. What does she do, eat chips for 90 minutes? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 (edited) Was taking my wife for her hairdressing appointment (the joys of no longer being in lockdown) and commented as we drove to the hairdresser's house "This road's a bit narrow". "Her car's not there because she's working today." "What?" "You said Emma's* car's not there." The woman is a menace - I'd hate to be in court with her as a witness - either for or against. * = the hairderesser's sister Edited May 20, 2021 by Jacksgranda 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 Goop and Infowars sell the same stuff with different branding. https://qz.com/1010684/all-the-wellness-products-american-love-to-buy-are-sold-on-both-infowars-and-goop/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 Weirdly love this song. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 You know you are getting old when you find out Maxi Jazz is 63 years old. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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