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28 minutes ago, Pato said:

I don't think a panda would even notice if you were hitting it as hard as you could.

Can’t see a clean KO but could definitely get the panda’s attention. Don’t think he’d have the head movement to avoid the right hand and would eventually quit on his stool.

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Got an email from O2 Academy yesterday highlighting that gigs are bring lined up. One of those offered was Gemma Collins- I couldn't help but click on see what the attention seeking waste of space was offering as a 'show'.

Forty sheets plus booking fees for whatever it is she's doing! Jeezo. 

Think I'll book Gary Numan,  thanks all the same.

 

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10 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said:

Got an email from O2 Academy yesterday highlighting that gigs are bring lined up. One of those offered was Gemma Collins- I couldn't help but click on see what the attention seeking waste of space was offering as a 'show'.

Forty sheets plus booking fees for whatever it is she's doing! Jeezo. 

 

I'd pay forty quid to see this happen.

Note how three of them can't lift her!

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1 hour ago, Boghead ranter said:

Got an email from O2 Academy yesterday highlighting that gigs are bring lined up. One of those offered was Gemma Collins- I couldn't help but click on see what the attention seeking waste of space was offering as a 'show'.

Forty sheets plus booking fees for whatever it is she's doing! Jeezo. 

Think I'll book Gary Numan,  thanks all the same.

 

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Keeps you stable for days.

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1 hour ago, Boghead ranter said:

Got an email from O2 Academy yesterday highlighting that gigs are bring lined up. One of those offered was Gemma Collins- I couldn't help but click on see what the attention seeking waste of space was offering as a 'show'.

Forty sheets plus booking fees for whatever it is she's doing! Jeezo. 

Think I'll book Gary Numan,  thanks all the same.

 

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^^^ Booked 4 VIP packages for Gemma Collins

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Gemma Collins announces a live tour

In October 2021, she's hitting the road with The GC’s Big Night Out, a fun evening full of laughter and surprises. Tickets go on sale from 10:00 on Friday 23 April 2021.

Listed as "comedy" on Ticketmaster if that fills you with any confidence.

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Sounds like I'm perhaps fortunate in that I don't know who Gemma Collins is. 

There must be something in the name Collins that makes you talk pish- Gemma Collins, Justin Lee Collins, John Collins..

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1 hour ago, Miguel Sanchez said:

Gemma Collins announces a live tour

In October 2021, she's hitting the road with The GC’s Big Night Out, a fun evening full of laughter and surprises. Tickets go on sale from 10:00 on Friday 23 April 2021.

Listed as "comedy" on Ticketmaster if that fills you with any confidence.

Would rather have root canal surgery.

Thank you.

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3 hours ago, Boghead ranter said:

Got an email from O2 Academy yesterday highlighting that gigs are bring lined up. One of those offered was Gemma Collins- I couldn't help but click on see what the attention seeking waste of space was offering as a 'show'.

Forty sheets plus booking fees for whatever it is she's doing! Jeezo. 

Think I'll book Gary Numan,  thanks all the same.

 

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What does she do, eat chips for 90 minutes?

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Was taking my wife for her hairdressing appointment (the joys of no longer being in lockdown) and commented as we drove to the hairdresser's house "This road's a bit narrow". "Her car's not there because she's working today." "What?" "You said Emma's* car's not there." The woman is a menace - I'd hate to be in court with her as a witness - either for or against.

* = the hairderesser's sister

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