Waldo Ponce Posted July 23, 2011 Share Posted July 23, 2011 Jesus is just a Spanish boy's name. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted July 23, 2011 Share Posted July 23, 2011 Nah I tell you what though nothing ever flusters me, not even slightly. Yet the driving test had me a wreck. I don't enjoy being out of my comfort zone like that. You're not wrong. I managed to fail three. I was a nervous wreck before all of them but kept my cool on the forth. I also had a fucking horrendous second driving instructor. At them time it wasn't possible for me to get any driving time outside of the lessons, which I told her repeatedly to no avail. She kept reminding me of the importance of getting driving experience outside of lessons. I told her I was fine with the theory of driving I just needed experience but, oh no, she decided it was best to sit in the car for over half the lesson and go over things I already knew. The cow even threatened to not allow me to use her car for my forth test, which I had booked and paid for, because I wasn't ready. I had already taken a test in her car. The time-wasting, money-grabbing cow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted July 23, 2011 Share Posted July 23, 2011 They say Jesus died for somebodies sins but god knows he didn't die for mine. 'cause I'll stand accountable for my own damn sins each and every time. I LOVE Scroobius Pip 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted July 23, 2011 Share Posted July 23, 2011 After another hellish nights sleep, I am sitting in the garden enjoying a large mug of tea. It's nice and quiet as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted July 23, 2011 Share Posted July 23, 2011 VikingTon will be fapping away like a dafty at the current Morton score 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted July 23, 2011 Share Posted July 23, 2011 During my driving test I wasn't nervous at all, I just told myself like a thousand times before it that if I drove to my best ability I'd pass it comfortably and I did with only 3 minors. It's a whole load easier if you compose yourself and make yourself confident. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted July 23, 2011 Share Posted July 23, 2011 Did I ever tell anyone about the fact that I had to use hand signals on my driving test? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 CC ICT Posted July 23, 2011 Share Posted July 23, 2011 Cycling proficiency test doesn't count. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted July 23, 2011 Share Posted July 23, 2011 Did I ever tell anyone about the fact that I had to use hand signals on my driving test? Didn't perthshirebell throw a strop about that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 Bought a wee Samsung netbook for when we can't be arsed switching on the PC in the computer room, pretty nifty wee thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 Watching Beverly Hills Cop again. Still a class film 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 Balotelli is still the man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 Did I ever tell anyone about the fact that I had to use hand signals on my driving test? You did...twice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 Didn't perthshirebell throw a strop about that? Nah, it was Frank Booth. He went properly tonto about it several times. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 You did...twice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 This post should probably go in the gambling forum, but I imagine the guys in there don't want to read this sort of drivel. The stuff that goes in there is just mind-blowing. I was just reading the thread about Betfair's Premium Charges, and this "Blue" bloke is, from what I understand, having to actually make massive losses at Betfair (whilst winning elsewhere) to bring his win percentage down, to avoid paying massive charges. Some of the stuff that these guys are doing, analysing the markets and betting/laying huge amounts of money at very little/no risk is just amazing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadStar Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 My girlfriends been away on holiday with her family for 2 days now, and I must have had at least 6 wanks. Bored as f**k when theres nobody to talk to, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 My girlfriends been away on holiday with her family for 2 days now, and I must have had at least 6 wanks. Bored as f**k when theres nobody to talk to, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 Thierry Henry is probably my favourite footballer ever. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTebxpuryvI 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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