D Angelo Barksdale Posted December 30, 2020 Share Posted December 30, 2020 A professional looking effort. Never knew Moonpig had a p&b alias. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 Watching Still Game and realizing I might not have a Jack to my Victor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 3 hours ago, Raidernation said: Watching Still Game and realizing I might not have a Jack to my Victor. Why don't you come back? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 Why don't you come back?Please hurry. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 I have some distant relations (literally) from New Zealand who send the usual Christmas email each year telling me what shot they’ve been up to. This year’s communication was “interesting” with two poems sent instead. Spoiler It’s great to see the Motherland returning to the fold Rejoining with the Commonwealth as was in days of old Perhaps they now can stem the tide of Wetbacks from the south And isolate the China strain impacting on their health We watch the EU shadow fade, we welcome that of course As Members of the Commonwealth celebrate her divorce This one is a bit longer and is called The Dragons Breath. Spoiler In a growing Chinese city a primeval dragon lay A hibernating monster of miniscule array Till one day inadvertently an accidental poke Disturbed the sleeping horror and the ancient beast awoke The dragon roared in silence as a deadly viral flame Erupted from its gaping maw and covered its domain The message that it carried and displeasure it expelled Showed no discrimination with the people that it felled Communist officials acted slowly in confusion And even blamed America wide spreading that delusion They finally sealed the city off to stop the plagues escape But the dragon’s breath was faster so their action was too late Inaction by the CCP was far from adequate The viral breath escaped before officials got a grip It spiralled round the planet millions catching the disease Countries were compelled to close their stores and factories Although the town was battened down the airport was excepted And bookings were exceptional as was to be expected As many boarded aircraft on an international berth They spread the deadly virus round to all parts of the earth The World Health Organisation compounded the distress Ignoring Taiwanese advice that limited the mess While pushing hard the Chinese line accepting it as true Thus degrading down to hopeless that misnomer known as WHO People had to isolate and shops were forced to close Airlines had to park up planes diminishing cash flows Travellers inadvertently were trapped in foreign lands Expanding quite dramatically their careful budget plans Travel was forbidden, we were told to stay at home One person could go out for food but must be on their own Expenses escalated to a trillion dollar loss And bankruptcy faced traders ill prepared to meet the cost Churches all around the world were empty and abandoned It seems that God just wasn’t there or maybe He was stranded Isolated in our homes we note the rising toll of death Originating uninvited from the Chinese Dragon’s breath. Happy New Year. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I have some distant relations (literally) from New Zealand who send the usual Christmas email each year telling me what shot they’ve been up to. This year’s communication was “interesting” with two poems sent instead. Hide contents It’s great to see the Motherland returning to the fold Rejoining with the Commonwealth as was in days of old Perhaps they now can stem the tide of Wetbacks from the south And isolate the China strain impacting on their health We watch the EU shadow fade, we welcome that of course As Members of the Commonwealth celebrate her divorce Happy New Year. Ask them if they mean Antarticans or South Islanders 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 9 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Ask them if they mean Antarticans or South Islanders I think they mean Muslims and blacks tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I think they mean Muslims and blacks tbh. Tell them we like black folk but we can keep the All Blacks out now, Kiwi cnuts… 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 BBC with a picture of George Foulkes in drag: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-55497203 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genuine Hibs Fan Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 7 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I have some distant relations (literally) from New Zealand who send the usual Christmas email each year telling me what shot they’ve been up to. This year’s communication was “interesting” with two poems sent instead. Hide contents It’s great to see the Motherland returning to the fold Rejoining with the Commonwealth as was in days of old Perhaps they now can stem the tide of Wetbacks from the south And isolate the China strain impacting on their health We watch the EU shadow fade, we welcome that of course As Members of the Commonwealth celebrate her divorce This one is a bit longer and is called The Dragons Breath. Hide contents In a growing Chinese city a primeval dragon lay A hibernating monster of miniscule array Till one day inadvertently an accidental poke Disturbed the sleeping horror and the ancient beast awoke The dragon roared in silence as a deadly viral flame Erupted from its gaping maw and covered its domain The message that it carried and displeasure it expelled Showed no discrimination with the people that it felled Communist officials acted slowly in confusion And even blamed America wide spreading that delusion They finally sealed the city off to stop the plagues escape But the dragon’s breath was faster so their action was too late Inaction by the CCP was far from adequate The viral breath escaped before officials got a grip It spiralled round the planet millions catching the disease Countries were compelled to close their stores and factories Although the town was battened down the airport was excepted And bookings were exceptional as was to be expected As many boarded aircraft on an international berth They spread the deadly virus round to all parts of the earth The World Health Organisation compounded the distress Ignoring Taiwanese advice that limited the mess While pushing hard the Chinese line accepting it as true Thus degrading down to hopeless that misnomer known as WHO People had to isolate and shops were forced to close Airlines had to park up planes diminishing cash flows Travellers inadvertently were trapped in foreign lands Expanding quite dramatically their careful budget plans Travel was forbidden, we were told to stay at home One person could go out for food but must be on their own Expenses escalated to a trillion dollar loss And bankruptcy faced traders ill prepared to meet the cost Churches all around the world were empty and abandoned It seems that God just wasn’t there or maybe He was stranded Isolated in our homes we note the rising toll of death Originating uninvited from the Chinese Dragon’s breath. Happy New Year. *Looks up number for New Zealand police 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 1 minute ago, Genuine Hibs Fan said: *Looks up number for New Zealand police Try 666. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 (edited) 7 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I have some distant relations (literally) from New Zealand who send the usual Christmas email each year telling me what shot they’ve been up to. This year’s communication was “interesting” with two poems sent instead. This one is a bit longer and is called The Dragons Breath. Hide contents Erupted from its gaping maw and covered its domain . Happy New Year. Edited December 31, 2020 by Shandön Par 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 Might I suggest a Wellington boot in the nads/pie? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorlomin Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 The Ryan Gauld thread has been a bit "heads gone" for over a week now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 Thank god that is work over for the year,we have been so busy since lockdown started. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 Hope all my friends and my enemies have a lovely new year 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 Shame heads gone was removed as @Div appears to have got a large number of Rangers fans absolutely seething on Twitter. Glorious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 RIP MF Doom ffs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 1 hour ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Shame heads gone was removed as @Div appears to have got a large number of Rangers fans absolutely seething on Twitter. Glorious. You haven't seen the Falkirk thread in the last 30-odd hours then. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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