Shandon Par Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 37 minutes ago, Rugster said: Tuna melts are delicious you fucking heathen. I’d offer to post it to you but the dog dig it out of the bin and had it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 24 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Fantastic banter from whoever locked the coronavirus thread 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 9 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: If someone could make the necessary photoshopping adjustments to insert "cock" into the relevant parts of the song title, we can then @ Neil Doncaster for his approval. Banana cock? We’ll just have to take your word for it. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 2 hours ago, welshbairn said: None of that American shite, a faggot is just a cheap meatball. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Bert Raccoon said: I once saw the Wombles play at Glastonbury and they played Wombling Merry Christmas in their encore. Very surreal watching it on a scorching June day. Brian Wilson played a Xmas song during his 2005 set. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottmcleanscontacts Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 1 hour ago, tamthebam said: A mate told me years ago they took their name from a line in a Bing Crosby film but I now find out this was a fib they told the press Bing sings...as do the Chain I gather there is a few theories as to the origin of their name. Given how slightly odd the brothers appear to be it could quite probably be any of them or none at all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 Imagine Sainsburys ban Fairytale of New York from their stores too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 If they've banned the word that rhymes with maggot should it also not now just be called "Tale of New York" too? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 I’m having my first (and hopefully last) Zoom call on Wednesday and am concerned as I have no bookcases in my office to sit in front of. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 I’m having my first (and hopefully last) Zoom call on Wednesday and am concerned as I have no bookcases in my office to sit in front of. Don’t go for the bookcase background, that is so predictable. You can change the background to anything you want. Have something like an underground lair image, add a sense of mystery. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 1 hour ago, buchan30 said: Don’t go for the bookcase background, that is so predictable. You can change the background to anything you want. Have something like an underground lair image, add a sense of mystery. When you say "underground lair" Buchan you really mean "sex dungeon" don't you...?! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 12 hours ago, Granny Danger said: I’m having my first (and hopefully last) Zoom call on Wednesday and am concerned as I have no bookcases in my office to sit in front of. I'm sure M&S will have a pre pack one, your wife could pick it up and bring it home on the bus, no? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 16 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: I once saw the Wombles play at Glastonbury and they played Wombling Merry Christmas in their encore. Very surreal watching it on a scorching June day. I used to think that any kids being taken to see the Wombles play would shit themselves as instead of these small cuddly furry creatures they've seen on TV, they get hulking great monsters over six feet tall. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 32 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: I'm sure M&S will have a pre pack one, your wife could pick it up and bring it home on the bus, no? What does that even mean? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 13 hours ago, Granny Danger said: I’m having my first (and hopefully last) Zoom call on Wednesday and am concerned as I have no bookcases in my office to sit in front of. 57 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: I'm sure M&S will have a pre pack one, your wife could pick it up and bring it home on the bus, no? 24 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: What does that even mean? 18 hours ago, Granny Danger said: Wife went to M&S to order Christmas food only to be told the dressed lobster has “sold out” and there won’t be any more available. I am incandescent with rage and realise that there’s not a suitable thread on here as this is not ‘petty’. 16 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: Did you fume all the way home in the car? 15 hours ago, Granny Danger said: No I was at work, she got the bus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 Never been so excited to see a 'welcome to Moray' roadsign. For a split second I had a hallucination of a giant flashing neon sign saying "welcome to Tier 1, watch football over a draught pint here". Thoughts go out to the P&Bers of Glasgow of course. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 1 hour ago, GordonD said: I used to think that any kids being taken to see the Wombles play would shit themselves as instead of these small cuddly furry creatures they've seen on TV, they get hulking great monsters over six feet tall. My mate got taken at an early age to see the "Wombles" play. Unfortunately in his case it was Wimbledon FC although the "hulking great monsters" reference is apt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 23 minutes ago, tamthebam said: My mate got taken at an early age to see the "Wombles" play. Unfortunately in his case it was Wimbledon FC although the "hulking great monsters" reference is apt. Apart from Dennis Wise, presumably. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 2 hours ago, GordonD said: I used to think that any kids being taken to see the Wombles play would shit themselves as instead of these small cuddly furry creatures they've seen on TV, they get hulking great monsters over six feet tall. That's what happened to @Bigmouth Strikes Again. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 Just seen Tyson Furys sister on TV. She sounds scarily like him. Wid tho. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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