Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 1 minute ago, 101 said: You've got to get on the BBC somehow I guess. I actually listened to the Janey Godley podcast with James O"Brien and thought she talked well and made sense and has obviously had a horrific early life but she went on to talk about trolls and her picture outside Trumps golf course and her points were completely contradictory she wouldn't want anyone to stand outside her show with sign similar to the one she held up outside Trumps course but her doing it was funny cause she's a wee wifey fae glasgow The Stand Comedy Club did a free YouTube gig on Saturday's during early lockdown, Storrie was on once and made it intolerable 'because laugh at every fucking thing' I think she feels a need to fit in and has to audibly signal her peers that she's one of the gang. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 2 minutes ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: The Stand Comedy Club did a free YouTube gig on Saturday's during early lockdown, Storrie was on once and made it intolerable 'because laugh at every fucking thing' I think she feels a need to fit in and has to audibly signal her peers that she's one of the gang. That sounds awful, I have only seen that clip of her but once you said Janey was her maw it was clear that her act is actually too similar to that of her mothers. She needs to be a bit more free and she might get a decent career out of it rather than doing the same kind of things as her maw 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 I invented a new word the other day: Stauncher: the erection a Rangers fan gets when thinking of the Queen or ending 10 in a row From staunch + staunner 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 9 minutes ago, tamthebam said: I invented a new word the other day: Stauncher: the erection a Rangers fan gets when thinking of the Queen or ending 10 in a row From staunch + staunner Outstanding. Can I be your agent? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 We’ve had some brutally cold winds here recently but today was beautiful. Shirt sleeve weather in the middle of November. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 3 minutes ago, Shotgun said: We’ve had some brutally cold winds here recently but today was beautiful. Shirt sleeve weather in the middle of November. I recall New Years day 1987 in Fife being the same, it was weird seeing folk walking about in just their long johns pissed but glad not to give a f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
expatowner Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 We’ve had some brutally cold winds here recently but today was beautiful. Shirt sleeve weather in the middle of November. Driving on the wrong side of the road. IMHO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 Not sure who that Chief is, but he's obviously an important bloke to have his own road sign. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 27 minutes ago, Bully Wee Villa said: Not sure who that Chief is, but he's obviously an important bloke to have his own road sign. Aye he really was, back in his day. If you're interested... Little Raven, also known as Chief Hosa The sign is for a campground named after him; America's first "Motor-camping area." Has a bison herd too. Wee joke for any 7 year olds in the audience. "What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison? "I don't know, what is the difference between a buffalo and a bison? "You can't wash your hands in a buffalo." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 41 minutes ago, expatowner said: Driving on the wrong side of the road. IMHO. We're on the top side of it. What's the problem? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 14 hours ago, bennett said: Mind your step.. Good to see the other copper pissing himself laughing. He obviously hates the police. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 I have no idea why throbber was at Lidl in Falkirk, but I for one welcome the Banksy of badly drawn cocks to my locale. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 21 hours ago, Szamo's_Ammo said: The one I do enjoy is Sarah Cooper doing Donald Trump: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacDuffman Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 Football results in Ghana 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 Ooh yes, let's laugh at the funny foreigner who can't pronounce the names. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 Committing Kreme to save some dough.... A police officer could be sacked for allegedly trying to buy a dozen Krispy Kreme doughnuts for 7p by sticking a barcode for carrots on the box. PC Simon Read, an officer with Cambridgeshire Constabulary, is subject to an internal inquiry over the supposed incident on 10 February this year. It is claimed that he schemed to get the £9.95 box of 12 doughnuts for less than 10p while in uniform and on duty at a Tesco Extra in Wisbech, Cambridgeshire 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 He's a comedian taking the piss out of Europeans not being able to pronounce African names.Aye I thought he was the one taking the piss there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 (edited) Just back from a 3 week offshore trip yesterday (feeling perfectly fine the whole time) and feel like utter shite today, not in a feeling like I want to vomit type way, but just cold and completely lethargic. Maybe it’s because I’ve just come from night shift which has hit the system, but all I really want to do is curl up in a ball on the couch, preferably under a blanket, and stare at the wall. Could easily skip dinner as well. If anybody has ever been in cold water for whatever reason (swimming, poor attempts at kayaking etc) and felt sleepy and ‘zapped’ a couple of hours later, I feel like that, but x3. Edited November 17, 2020 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 16 hours ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: I recall New Years day 1987 in Fife being the same, it was weird seeing folk walking about in just their long johns pissed but glad not to give a f**k. Not having that. It pished down for two days solid and before, during and after our (top of the table) game at East End... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 26 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Just back from a 3 week offshore trip yesterday (feeling perfectly fine the whole time) and feel like utter shite today, not in a feeling like I want to vomit type way, but just cold and completely lethargic. Maybe it’s because I’ve just come from night shift which has hit the system, but all I really want to do is curl up in a ball on the couch, preferably under a blanket, and stare at the wall. Could easily skip dinner as well. If anybody has ever been in cold water for whatever reason (swimming, poor attempts at kayaking etc) and felt sleepy and ‘zapped’ a couple of hours later, I feel like that, but x3. RIP. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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