Dee Man Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 1 hour ago, MixuFruit said: Liz Phair: There was a guy at our school with a similar surname - Johnny Phairs. I don't think he was the smartest of chaps and wrote the first letter of his surname in reverse and was then forever known as Johnny 9 hairs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 22, 2020 Share Posted September 22, 2020 10 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: Wid, obviously 10 hours ago, Boghead ranter said: Wid some more, after you. Beggars can't be choosers, I'm next. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted September 22, 2020 Share Posted September 22, 2020 Some excellent 'tabloid faces' right there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szamo's_Ammo Posted September 22, 2020 Share Posted September 22, 2020 18 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: Some excellent 'tabloid faces' right there. Compo faces is the term. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottmcleanscontacts Posted September 22, 2020 Share Posted September 22, 2020 Listening last night to a host of The View songs, probably for the first time since my twenties. They are actually fucking brilliant - is it wrong to like them in your late 30's? [emoji28] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieKTID Posted September 22, 2020 Share Posted September 22, 2020 19 hours ago, Bairnardo said: 19 hours ago, Dee Man said: My wife and I met a Scottish couple while out at a Chinese restaurant on Saturday night. After asking if we smoked weed (to which the wife replied in the affirmative - I can't hack it anymore) the guy pulled out a massive plastic ziplock bag which probably had at least 3oz in it and gave the wife a handful. It's still sitting in her handbag untouched. I dint really know how prevalent weed smoking is these days, but I genuinely wish I could do it. I have for my entire working life worked under the threat of D&A testing. If I didnt, I defninely would be giving it a go. Despite dabbling higher up the alphabet in my younger days, I havent really tried it many times. I cant really see a down side other than having to smoke. Meanwhile in Amsterdam... My neighbours current crop, he's usually nice enough to offer some free samples. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 22, 2020 Share Posted September 22, 2020 17 hours ago, Bairnardo said: That's covered by having to smoke, which is fucking stinking in all its guises. My theoretical dalliances with the grass would only ever be at night, at home with no intention of going anywhere or having anyone see/smell me. I wonder if it ever becomes legal, which seems at least plausible, how will it be treated in regards to D&A testing. Will workplaces be forced to accept a tolerable level rather than zero? My brother who works in trades tells me that a significant proportion of his colleagues smoke weed wherever he goes. However, they've cut back big time just now as a number of firms are evidently currently going OTT on drugs testing in the hope they can just fire folk rather than go down the redundancy route with all the compensation that entails. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 22, 2020 Share Posted September 22, 2020 2 hours ago, Szamo's_Ammo said: Compo faces is the term. The maw in the second one looks like a cross between Liza Tarbuck and David Gest. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 22, 2020 Share Posted September 22, 2020 The best tabloid face will always be old Ron Hayward's I definitely know nothing about this bill face: 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 22, 2020 Share Posted September 22, 2020 What an utterly strange thing to do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted September 22, 2020 Share Posted September 22, 2020 4 hours ago, stevieKTID said: Meanwhile in Amsterdam... My neighbours current crop, he's usually nice enough to offer some free samples. The weeds in his slabs are disgusting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 22, 2020 Share Posted September 22, 2020 (edited) Forget it. Edited September 22, 2020 by GordonD 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted September 22, 2020 Share Posted September 22, 2020 8 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: My brother who works in trades tells me that a significant proportion of his colleagues smoke weed wherever he goes. However, they've cut back big time just now as a number of firms are evidently currently going OTT on drugs testing in the hope they can just fire folk rather than go down the redundancy route with all the compensation that entails. When I worked in the building trade, just as many folk smoked weed as didn’t smoke it it seemed. Most trades are self employed folk, so have little to worry about in terms of getting sacked. For anyone who’s on the company books, I think there’s something under UK or European employment law that requires an employer to offer or provide professional help to their employee before they can sack someone for a drugs/alcohol issue. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted September 22, 2020 Share Posted September 22, 2020 Yay or nay? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted September 22, 2020 Share Posted September 22, 2020 36 minutes ago, bennett said: Yay or nay? @Shandön Par 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted September 22, 2020 Share Posted September 22, 2020 Panic buyers should be executed. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 22, 2020 Share Posted September 22, 2020 21 minutes ago, Ingo ohne Flamingo said: Popped by Asda Stenhousemuir on my way home and passed the bog roll shelves and noticed the shelves almost empty People are fucking idiots, you'd think the same people would still have enough from their March stash I did warn you... On 21/09/2020 at 12:13, Jacksgranda said: Anyway, if there is a further shortage of toilet roll, you know who to blame - youngest stepdaughter has just had 45 rolls deliverd here. I don't know if we'll get any or if their all for her house. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 22, 2020 Share Posted September 22, 2020 2 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: @Shandön Par Probably wid. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 Christopher Lee attended the last public execution by guillotine in France. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 The absolute, set your watch regularity of the Police presence at the Stenhousemuir branch of Tim Hortons does nothing to dampen the "Polis love doughnuts" myth. Every single morning, 0900. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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