Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 36 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Biggie is deffo a Karen. Thank you Karen. I'll scratch your eyes out, you bitch. Thank you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 1 minute ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: I'll scratch your eyes out, you bitch. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 Finally joined the Union. No idea why I haven't joined before. Madness on my part. But now a member.Scotland, 1707 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 1 hour ago, throbber said: Won £155 on the lotto last night. Congratulations! I hope you don't let this change you and that you will still remember your friends on P&B. You'll be able to take a really decent carry-out to the next toddler birthday party on your social event planner. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 9 minutes ago, NotThePars said: Scotland, 1707 Stopped in at Tutties for a couple of pints. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 There’s a guy on the train wearing a full Arsenal kit blasting a Janey Godley voiceover on his phone 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 1 minute ago, NotThePars said: There’s a guy on the train wearing a full Arsenal kit blasting a Janey Godley voiceover on his phone Do the right thing, boot him in the kipper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 17 minutes ago, NotThePars said: There’s a guy on the train wearing a full Arsenal kit blasting a Janey Godley voiceover on his phone Take one for the team. I'll come and visit you every week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 19 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Joan, 55 Carnoustie, Likes cats, Dundee FC and collecting high end luxury watches. Seeks kind caring gentleman 50-60 to share cosy nights in, and romantic walks along the beach. No DAB's please. Thank you. Crazy cat lady imo. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 56 minutes ago, NotThePars said: There’s a guy on the train wearing a full Arsenal kit blasting a Janey Godley voiceover on his phone When you say full kit do you mean shorts and socks as well? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 2 hours ago, throbber said: Won £155 on the lotto last night. That'll get you a seat on the Hibs board. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: Congratulations! I hope you don't let this change you and that you will still remember your friends on P&B. You'll be able to take a really decent carry-out to the next toddler birthday party on your social event planner. I’m not sure what sort of party you would bring a £155 carry out to, that sort of £ would cover food, drinks and a performing clown for a toddlers birthday though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 2 minutes ago, throbber said: I’m not sure what sort of party you would bring a £155 carry out to, that sort of £ would cover food, drinks and a performing clown for a toddlers birthday though. A bottle of absinthe, a bottle of Grand Marnier, a crate of Bud for the nippers and some sausage rolls. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 Grand Marnier is best poured over a dessert-based souffle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 10 minutes ago, jimbaxters said: When you say full kit do you mean shorts and socks as well? By the look on her face, the lassie at the front obviously has a hole in her coat pocket - and a big Arsenal fan.. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Shandon Par Posted June 25, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted June 25, 2020 17 minutes ago, jimbaxters said: When you say full kit do you mean shorts and socks as well? @Bairnardo perilously close to the edge there. 22 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 2 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: mrs throbber better not venture out while the patio is getting built... Going to have to dig pretty deep to make sure those slabs lie flat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 5 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: Going to have to dig pretty deep to make sure those slabs lie flat. I’m probably not going to bother with a compacted layer of type 1 sub base anyway, that seems excessive. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 When my granny used to visit us, the first thing she'd do is go out into the garden, lift up the paving slabs and pour a kettle full of boiling water over all the ants. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 4 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: When my granny used to visit us, the first thing she'd do is go out into the garden, lift up the paving slabs and pour a kettle full of boiling water over all the ants. I lifted my parasol pole yesterday and it was teeming with the little creepy crawlies and hundreds of tiny eggs. Spoiler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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