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2 hours ago, Blootoon87 said:

Form a queue lads.FaceApp_1593005391710.jpeg

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2 hours ago, The Skelpit Lug said:

Late to the party, but here you go. I was a bit wary as at the best of times my face looks like a bulldog licking a pishy nettle. Pleasantly surprised tbh.

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2 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said:

Joan, 55 Carnoustie, 

Likes cats, Dundee FC and collecting high end luxury watches.

Seeks kind caring gentleman 50-60 to share cosy nights in, and romantic walks along the beach.

No DAB's please.

Thank you.

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8 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said:

Joan, 55 Carnoustie, 

Likes cats, Dundee FC and collecting high end luxury watches.

Seeks kind caring gentleman 50-60 to share cosy nights in, and romantic walks along the beach.

No DAB's please.

Thank you.

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You're the one for me, fatty...

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8 hours ago, The Skelpit Lug said:

Late to the party, but here you go. I was a bit wary as at the best of times my face looks like a bulldog licking a pishy nettle. Pleasantly surprised tbh.

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You look like the mad German exchange student that comes to your school and is into Sting and poetry and that you secretly hope to pump even though your mates would slag you.

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6 hours ago, tamthebam said:

You look like the mad German exchange student that comes to your school and is into Sting and poetry and that you secretly hope to pump even though your mates would slag you.

That seems to be a suspiciously specific example.

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7 hours ago, tamthebam said:

You look like the mad German exchange student that comes to your school and is into Sting and poetry and that you secretly hope to pump even though your mates would slag you.

Tomas, sind Sie das?

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7 minutes ago, throbber said:

Won £155 on the lotto last night.

 

6 minutes ago, jimbaxters said:

You're on a roll. Spend it all on scratchcards.

Not bad advice. Pocket the £100, buy 3 x £10 and 5 x £5 scratchcards. 

You'll most likely win diddly squat, but it's a free go. 

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I don’t think I’ll buy that many scratch cards, I have been on a roll of winning £4 on scratch cards then buying lotto tickets, got a free lucky dip on Saturday which I bought this winner for yesterday. Inter Milan cost me out of about £50 on the football as well, I have been nowhere near a win all lockdown.

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13 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said:

 

Not bad advice. Pocket the £100, buy 3 x £10 and 5 x £5 scratchcards. 

You'll most likely win diddly squat, but it's a free go. 

No it's not, it'll cost 55 pounds. Just because the money was won does not make it 'a free go'.

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1 minute ago, throbber said:

I think I’m going to buy some paving slabs with the money. 

mrs throbber better not venture out while the patio is getting built...

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