the aggressive beggar Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 On a side note, im lying gassed in the garden after 2nd day back at work after 2 months off and the wee lass is playing Avril14th by Aphex Twin and Im Still standing by elton john on the keyboard. And its still about 15 degrees. Fucking magic 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 22 minutes ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: Chas & Dave. Reminds me of a poster outside a club in East London, advertising an upcoming show: 30 March, Chas and Dave (not the real Dave.) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 (edited) I've just discovered that there was a character in "Mork and Mindy" called Arnold W@nker. He was a landlord. Edited May 29, 2020 by tamthebam 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 30, 2020 Share Posted May 30, 2020 5 hours ago, the aggressive beggar said: On a side note, im lying gassed in the garden after 2nd day back at work after 2 months off and the wee lass is playing Avril14th by Aphex Twin and Im Still standing by elton john on the keyboard. And its still about 15 degrees. Fucking magic 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted May 30, 2020 Share Posted May 30, 2020 7 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: On behalf of danger, wid. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 30, 2020 Share Posted May 30, 2020 I almost never get sunburned but have basically never worn sunscreen in the U.K. yesterday I was outside for almost the entire day and I’ve got a slightly red nose but not burned. I don’t sunbathe but I don’t stay out of the sun. My wife was sitting in the shade but didn’t notice the sun as on her back for a few minutes and has been burned to a crisp. Why is this? Dont worry you're not missing out, your skin is still being irreversibly damaged by the UV radiation same as everyone else that doesnt protect themselves. Yours just isn't immediately visible. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 30, 2020 Share Posted May 30, 2020 11 hours ago, ICTChris said: I almost never get sunburned but have basically never worn sunscreen in the U.K. yesterday I was outside for almost the entire day and I’ve got a slightly red nose but not burned. I don’t sunbathe but I don’t stay out of the sun. My wife was sitting in the shade but didn’t notice the sun as on her back for a few minutes and has been burned to a crisp. Why is this? Maybe you have built up more of an immunity over the years to the areas exposed to the sun. If I’m wearing shorts and t shirt I won’t get burnt anywhere and my legs arms and face get tanned but my chest and stomach never gets dark and is always pale even when returning from beach holidays. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted May 30, 2020 Share Posted May 30, 2020 Some technique from the lad here.. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted May 30, 2020 Share Posted May 30, 2020 2 minutes ago, Romeo said: Some technique from the lad here.. Leaning back. Always going over. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 30, 2020 Share Posted May 30, 2020 13 hours ago, ICTChris said: I almost never get sunburned but have basically never worn sunscreen in the U.K. yesterday I was outside for almost the entire day and I’ve got a slightly red nose but not burned. I don’t sunbathe but I don’t stay out of the sun. My wife was sitting in the shade but didn’t notice the sun as on her back for a few minutes and has been burned to a crisp. Why is this? It's all to do with the amount of melanin in your skin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 30, 2020 Share Posted May 30, 2020 It's all to do with the amount of melanin in your skin. Possibly factual science, but as you are an Aussie talking about skin, I have reported this for racism. Just to be safe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 30, 2020 Share Posted May 30, 2020 5 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Possibly factual science, but as you are an Aussie talking about skin, I have reported this for racism. Just to be safe. Grassing honky. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 30, 2020 Share Posted May 30, 2020 (edited) 14 hours ago, ICTChris said: I almost never get sunburned but have basically never worn sunscreen in the U.K. yesterday I was outside for almost the entire day and I’ve got a slightly red nose but not burned. I don’t sunbathe but I don’t stay out of the sun. My wife was sitting in the shade but didn’t notice the sun as on her back for a few minutes and has been burned to a crisp. Why is this? Your wife is a potato? Edited May 30, 2020 by GordonD 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 30, 2020 Share Posted May 30, 2020 17 minutes ago, GordonD said: Your wife is a potato? Golden Widder 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted May 30, 2020 Share Posted May 30, 2020 39 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Golden Widder She canny be a widder - yet. She apparently still has ICTChris still claiming to be married and very much alive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted May 30, 2020 Share Posted May 30, 2020 2 hours ago, Romeo said: Some technique from the lad here.. At least we know what Paul McGowan has been up to during lockdown. Those pesky police, up to no good as usual. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted May 30, 2020 Share Posted May 30, 2020 I've just discovered that there was a character in "Mork and Mindy" called Arnold W@nker. He was a landlord.Also Peggy's maiden name in Married With Children. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted May 30, 2020 Share Posted May 30, 2020 Dont worry you're not missing out, your skin is still being irreversibly damaged by the UV radiation same as everyone else that doesnt protect themselves. Yours just isn't immediately visible. Great news, thanks for confirming [emoji106] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 30, 2020 Share Posted May 30, 2020 5 hours ago, Dee Man said: It's all to do with the amount of melanin in your skin. That explains a lot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted May 30, 2020 Share Posted May 30, 2020 Saturday night, and I'm having a great time shredding documents. That's right - things can get pretty crazy round my gaff. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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