Jacksgranda Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 21 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: There's a huge amount of room between steadyfastly insisting that Earth is the only planet in the universe containing advanced lifeforms, and assuming every unexplained anomaly in the sky is proof we've been visited by advanced alien life. Think it's pretty safe to say that anyone who is determined the aliens are here feels that way out of a desire for it to be true, however. Same as belief in specific deity figures. And that dead football clubs can transubstantiate into new ones. Big team found. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 1 minute ago, Jacksgranda said: Big team found. I was hoping that mix of references might upset someone 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 10 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: I was hoping that mix of references might upset someone Probably both sides! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 Participated in a Teams meeting earlier and some c**t turned up with a shirt, tie and waistcoat on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 2 hours ago, DiegoDiego said: The grandfathers of Dua Lipa and Rita Ora having a drink together in Peja, Kosovo. "Do you know that in years to come some Scottish pervert will be saying "wid" to both our granddaughters on a sleazy football site..." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 Having run out of normal vinegar I was forced to dilute brown sauce with Balsamic vinegar instead. It turns out to be even better than regular salt’n’sauce 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 Seems like a waste of balsamic but congratulations on managing the most "Edinburgh" thing I've ever heard. You could hire a chip van and sell that for £8 a pop during the festival 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 41 minutes ago, topcat(The most tip top) said: Having run out of normal vinegar I was forced to dilute brown sauce with Balsamic vinegar instead. It turns out to be even better than regular salt’n’sauce Why would you dilute Broon sauce? Genuinely puzzled by this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 Participated in a Teams meeting earlier with a shirt, tie and waistcoat on, and some c**t turned up in green jeans. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 2 minutes ago, johnnydun said: Participated in a Teams meeting earlier with a shirt, tie and waistcoat on, and some c**t turned up in green jeans. Melanies Malarkey or how ever you spell his name? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 1 hour ago, bennett said: Why would you dilute Broon sauce? Genuinely puzzled by this. To get the dregs out the bottle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 1 hour ago, bennett said: Why would you dilute Broon sauce? Genuinely puzzled by this. Short Answer: Because I'm not a barbarian Slightly longer answer: Because undiluted Brown Sauce is the wrong consistency to put on chips. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 2 hours ago, bennett said: Melanies Malarkey or how ever you spell his name? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 Someone's just walked back to their Porsche convertible and is visibly annoyed that there's now a more expensive Lamborghini convertible next to his. Some fucking town I live in. Update: the spot vacated by the Porsche has now been filled by another Carerra, this time a hard top. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 Just now, jagfox99 said: i had a slice of toast with Marmite and peanut butter I. I. I just don't know what to say. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 5 minutes ago, Dele said: I. I. I just don't know what to say. Don’t get me angry... Speaking of angry this shit never gets old 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 48 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said: Someone's just walked back to their Porsche convertible and is visibly annoyed that there's now a more expensive Lamborghini convertible next to his. Some fucking town I live in. Update: the spot vacated by the Porsche has now been filled by another Carerra, this time a hard top. Kirkcaldy’s some place right enough. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 On 24/04/2020 at 18:11, Miguel Sanchez said: I'm about to start watching The Thick of It for the first time. Glenn's face at the select committee 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuckleMoo Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 I found a Wotsit in the back pocket of my jeans this morning. I have no idea how it got there 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 I found a Wotsit in the back pocket of my jeans this morning. I have no idea how it got there You ate it, didn't do? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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