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[alta-pete]

4 hours ago, 19QOS19 said:

8 hours ago, Granny Danger said:

The blossom from my neighbours’ tree is already beginning to shed and coat my grass.
It’s a pity these things don’t have a longer lifespan.

Is the perspective tricking me Father Maguire style or is it really that low? If it's the latter, my neighbour would be getting telt to get it trimmed back regardless of how it looks.

Think the roolz is that if it’s hanging into your garden it’s your job to prune it back but you then have to lob the debris back over the neighbour’s fence.  

[Derry Alli]

54 minutes ago, johnnydun said:

my neighbour is due up in court for 2 rapes and multiple sexual assaults. 

And a partridge in a pear treeeee. 

[johnnydun]

23 minutes ago, Dele said:

And a partridge in a yew treeeee. 

FTFY.

[Theroadlesstravelled]

1 hour ago, Miguel Sanchez said:

Charlie Sheen had the best ice bucket challenge.

Was it something to do with crystal meth?

[harkinsbaldpatch]

If anybody want a discount at DW the code at the checkout GIFT40 gets you 40% off. 
It's a members only discount but fill yer boots. 

Cheers Dele just bought some stuff.

[throbber]

Anyone see these UFO videos released by pentagon yesterday?

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/apr/27/pentagon-releases-three-ufo-videos-taken-by-us-navy-pilots?CMP=fb_gu&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook#Echobox=1588053940

[throbber]

9 minutes ago, MixuFixit said:

These were old leaked videos anyway. Can't say I'm that convinced it's anything other than a glitch on their video tbh.

Their equipment is clearly picking up on an object and homing in on it.

[Melanius Mullarkey]

10 hours ago, johnnydun said:

Fuckin tell me about it! 

Not long discovered that my neighbour is due up in court for 2 rapes and multiple sexual assaults. 

Celtgers fan I presume?

[welshbairn]

11 minutes ago, throbber said:

Their equipment is clearly picking up on an object and homing in on it.

I'm with Donald on this.

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But people are saying they’re seeing UFOs. Do I believe it? Not particular.

 

[GordonD]

10 hours ago, Granny Danger said:

That ice bucket challenge was one of the most stupid things ever.

Idiots going along with it rather than having the balls to say “f**k off”.

 

[GordonD]

10 hours ago, johnnydun said:

Fuckin tell me about it! 

Not long discovered that my neighbour is due up in court for 2 rapes and multiple sexual assaults. 

To be fair it's not the thing that gets casually mentioned over the garden fence.

[throbber]

5 minutes ago, MixuFixit said:

First one doesn't deviate from its position relative to the attitude bars on the HUD.

The one that goes in the sea doesn't make a splash.

 

 

That’s because alien flight crafts don’t follow the laws of physics on this planet.

[welshbairn]

5 minutes ago, throbber said:

That’s because alien flight crafts don’t follow the laws of physics on this planet.

You could only know that if you are an alien. I think some rectal probing would be in order.

[Bigmouth Strikes Again]

 

[BFTD]

Somebody should be taking odds on which tinfoil hat wearing cult throbber ends up joining.

He's clearly been weighing up his options for a while now.

[bennett]

2 hours ago, throbber said:

Anyone see these UFO videos released by pentagon yesterday?

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/apr/27/pentagon-releases-three-ufo-videos-taken-by-us-navy-pilots?CMP=fb_gu&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook#Echobox=1588053940

 

First one looks like aggressor training from certain angles, second one looks like a glitch.

 

 

[Shandon Par]

1 hour ago, throbber said:

That’s because alien flight crafts don’t follow the laws of physics on this planet.

 

1 hour ago, BigFatTabbyDave said:

Somebody should be taking odds on which tinfoil hat wearing cult throbber ends up joining.

He's clearly been weighing up his options for a while now.

Don't mean to worry you throbber but have you ever spoken to a doctor about the possibility that you have schizotypal disorder? Following conspiracy theories is a big indicator of it, along with isolation (eg getting blitzed in the kitchen), inappropriate behaviour (eg constantly sending cock pics), social anxiety and strange beliefs (eg the old woman watching you, worrying about visitors). Medication and therapy can help. 

Your concerned friend

SP

[throbber]

3 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:

 

Don't mean to worry you throbber but have you ever spoken to a doctor about the possibility that you have schizotypal disorder? Following conspiracy theories is a big indicator of it, along with isolation (eg getting blitzed in the kitchen), inappropriate behaviour (eg constantly sending cock pics), social anxiety and strange beliefs (eg the old woman watching you, worrying about visitors). Medication and therapy can help. 

Your concerned friend

SP

Your being very selective when talking about my behaviours though, most the time I’m fairly normal. Plus I don’t want to go bothering the health service with any my problems in this current climate: 

[Bigmouth Strikes Again]

Do people on here believe that there is nothing out there, and that we are the only inhabited planet in the universe?

Thank you.

[Bully Wee Villa]

No, but the distances are so big we might as well be. Wouldn't be amazed if they found very simple life under an ice sheet on Europa or somewhere like that, but the chances of us encountering intelligent life and having Star Trek-style adventures with them in our lifetime are about the same as the odds of Clyde winning the Champions League ten years running.