Derry Alli Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 BBC running a story that Daniel Levy is open to selling Harry Kane but not to a domestic rival. 4th comment in : Nae bather. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 11 hours ago, tamthebam said: You could almost get away with calling a girl "Saline" I suppose If you were looking for a harmless solution as to what name to choose... 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 38 minutes ago, Dele said: BBC running a story that Daniel Levy is open to selling Harry Kane but not to a domestic rival. 4th comment in : Nae bather. 36th comment in, Shirley? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 12 hours ago, tamthebam said: Someone I know has just called their baby boy "Oakley". Have they ever been there?! You could almost get away with calling a girl "Saline" I suppose but if Oakley ends up with a younger brother what will they be called? Highvalleyfield? Ross-syth? There are at least two P&B posters who grew up in Saline. Maybe the kid was named after the sunglasses worn by folk with bad taste? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 4 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: 36th comment in, Shirley? Not when you're scrolling downwards (and at that time - there may be more now). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 12 hours ago, tamthebam said: Someone I know has just called their baby boy "Oakley". Have they ever been there?! You could almost get away with calling a girl "Saline" I suppose but if Oakley ends up with a younger brother what will they be called? Highvalleyfield? Ross-syth? Blair Hall. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 36th comment in, Shirley?Soldiers get footballers wages while footballers get nurses wages, who in turn get soldiers wages. This is are country! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 Someone I know has just called their baby boy "Oakley". Have they ever been there?! You could almost get away with calling a girl "Saline" I suppose but if Oakley ends up with a younger brother what will they be called? Highvalleyfield? Ross-syth?My youngest stepdaughter called one of her dogs Oakley ETA it’s a female dug! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 I've been clearing out some old junk during lockdown and discovered this monstrosity in my book collection. Owning this book is an obvious minter for me, but that line up of other available books and video gave me the dry boak. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 "The Tam Cowan Joke Book" - up there with The Wit and Wisdom of Boris Johnson and The Highway Code for Cyclists in the running for world's shortest book. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 I've had my mobile number for just over a year now - for the duration I've always had texts with folk looking for Louisa. Whether that be her car finance company or, bizarrely, quite a few people looking for piano lessons either for themselves or their kids. On Friday I got a text saying her parcel was currently at Terminal 5. Yesterday I got a text saying her first BTC transaction was successful and today my credit card have just text me saying due to fears my card may be at risk and they've cancelled my card. I've no idea if they're connected or if I should be in any way concerned. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 3 hours ago, Dele said: I've had my mobile number for just over a year now - for the duration I've always had texts with folk looking for Louisa. Whether that be her car finance company or, bizarrely, quite a few people looking for piano lessons either for themselves or their kids. On Friday I got a text saying her parcel was currently at Terminal 5. Yesterday I got a text saying her first BTC transaction was successful and today my credit card have just text me saying due to fears my card may be at risk and they've cancelled my card. I've no idea if they're connected or if I should be in any way concerned. PM me your bank details etc etc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 3 hours ago, Dele said: I've had my mobile number for just over a year now - for the duration I've always had texts with folk looking for Louisa. Whether that be her car finance company or, bizarrely, quite a few people looking for piano lessons either for themselves or their kids. On Friday I got a text saying her parcel was currently at Terminal 5. Yesterday I got a text saying her first BTC transaction was successful and today my credit card have just text me saying due to fears my card may be at risk and they've cancelled my card. I've no idea if they're connected or if I should be in any way concerned. You should have assigned the piano lessons for next Tuesday at 2.30 pm. That will teach the cow to have the same number as you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 4 minutes ago, tamthebam said: You should have assigned the piano lessons for next Tuesday at 2.30 pm. That will teach the cow to have the same number as you. I can't remember the name exactly but I was in the pub one Friday night (had been there since 2pm) and kept a conversation going. The kids name was very toff-like. It was something like Rupert I think. I got a guilty conscience and had to come clean. They took it surprisingly well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 I was also thinking of suggesting texting back Heathrow Terminal 5 with the message "Great, my shipment of Columbian marching powder has arrived- OH NO WHAT A GIVEAWAY" but that might have rebounded on you instead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 10 minutes ago, tamthebam said: I was also thinking of suggesting texting back Heathrow Terminal 5 with the message "Great, my shipment of Columbian marching powder has arrived- OH NO WHAT A GIVEAWAY" but that might have rebounded on you instead. He should definitely do that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 Louisa and Dele are clearly one and the same. Dundee fans just love a good scam. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neilly Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 !!!QUIZ 11 + MARE PRIZES!!! Thirty two questions. One relating to each team in the current English and Scottish Premier Leagues. We return offering a Honey G bunnet and glecks set. Why not be the envy of your peers and live the rest of lockdown in a gangsters paradise? myquiz.org and code 146942 before 19.00 for a start bang on the hour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 ^^^ No 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 Someone I know has just called their baby boy "Oakley". Have they ever been there?! You could almost get away with calling a girl "Saline" I suppose but if Oakley ends up with a younger brother what will they be called? Highvalleyfield? Ross-syth?Aaron Comrie 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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