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14 hours ago, 8MileBU said:

Toast with Dundee marmalade, a glass of diluting juice and she’s got that fucking Love Island drivel on the telly! 
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Could be worse, you could have spent your entire weekend at your mother-in-law's without your wife there!

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26 minutes ago, sjc said:

Could be worse, you could have spent your entire weekend at your mother-in-law's without your wife there!

 

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3 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said:

 

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No! Don't even think about that, you filthy 40something, Star Wars loving VL!

The wife was supposed to be coming later but had to work. 

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2 minutes ago, sjc said:

No! Don't even think about that, you filthy 40something, Star Wars loving VL!

The wife was supposed to be coming later but had to work. 

Is your mother-in-law a 私は  ????

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1 minute ago, hearthammer said:

Is your mother-in-law a 私は  ????

Eh? Is my mother-in-law a "watashi wa"? (I'm)

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1 minute ago, sjc said:

Eh? Is my mother-in-law a "watashi wa"? (I'm)

Bless You   !!!!  😎                                   (blame the non-colloquial translator.  It doesn't dae "wid")

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3 minutes ago, hearthammer said:

Bless You   !!!!  😎                                   (blame the non-colloquial translator.  It doesn't dae "wid")

I'm sure she was in her day but she's 73yo now. My sister-in-law on the other hand......

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7 minutes ago, sjc said:

I'm sure she was in her day but she's 73yo now. My sister-in-law on the other hand......

"....and, you're point is, caller ??"    

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3 minutes ago, hearthammer said:

"....and, you're point is, caller ??"    

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31 minutes ago, hearthammer said:

Hey, everybody needs a hobby  😁

Ripping the head off to episodes of the Golden Girls doesn’t seem too appealing. 

Each to their own though.

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1 hour ago, sjc said:

I'm sure she was in her day but she's 73yo now. My sister-in-law on the other hand......

You know the rules...

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4 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said:

You know the rules...

Sorry to disappoint you but I don't keep pictures of my sister-in-law. That just wouldn't feel right.

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2 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said:

Have you not got one of her with your wife? 

I've only met my S-I-L about 3 times. She's a bit of a hermit and lives in Kobe.

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On 21/11/2019 at 22:27, Dele said:

Mars/Maltesers were running a sort of in house competition as they're bringing out a new biscuit. The wanted a name for it and the winner would receive a cash prize and a certain amount of the new biscuits for free. 

Anyway, there was a boy at work who was sending in names and he found out last night that the name they have chosen is : Maltesers Biscuit.

:lol:

He's not happy. 

Got a load of these free before they get released next week. They're shite. Just a fatter mini finger, basically.

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