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I'm not entirely sure that should be illegal, considering everything else people swallow in the name of religion. Does "you can't prove it isn't true!" not provide protection in most of these situations?

Hundreds of people, by the way. Hundreds. And a baby alligator.

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9 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said:

I'm not entirely sure that should be illegal, considering everything else people swallow in the name of religion.

As Christmas approaches young kids are told that they have to be good or Santa Claus won't visit them.

Religious people believe that they have to live a good life so they'll go to Heaven when they die.

The only difference is that few people older than about seven still believe in Santa.

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As Christmas approaches young kids are told that they have to be good or Santa Claus won't visit them.
Religious people believe that they have to live a good life so they'll go to Heaven when they die.
The only difference is that few people older than about seven still believe in Santa.
He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. Prime Yewtree candidate if you ask me.

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24 minutes ago, Moomintroll said:
1 hour ago, GordonD said:
As Christmas approaches young kids are told that they have to be good or Santa Claus won't visit them.
Religious people believe that they have to live a good life so they'll go to Heaven when they die.
The only difference is that few people older than about seven still believe in Santa.

He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. Prime Yewtree candidate if you ask me.

Who Santa, God or @GordonD?

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1 hour ago, Moomintroll said:
1 hour ago, GordonD said:
As Christmas approaches young kids are told that they have to be good or Santa Claus won't visit them.
Religious people believe that they have to live a good life so they'll go to Heaven when they die.
The only difference is that few people older than about seven still believe in Santa.

He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. Prime Yewtree candidate if you ask me.

Both appear to be omnipotent, if any of them crept into my house I'd rather they were impotent.

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3 minutes ago, FalkirkBairn93 said:

 


The police seized $10000, drugs, and a baby alligator...sounds like one of they mad Czech orgy videos...

 

You mean he made those as well?

Maxwell.jpg

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https://trib.al/xRzfWtf

This girl wants to stop the photo of her being shared and doesn't like the fame that comes with it so decides to do an interview with a magazine with a pretty sizable readership to catapult her back into public consciousness. Wtf?

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How many of these reasons would get P&Bers locked in an asylum


"Suppressed masturbation"? So you could get locked up for wanking, but if you weren't wanking, they'd get you by assuming you wanted to?

They'd just make something up if someone important found it convenient for you to go away, it seems.

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2 hours ago, ICTChris said:

How many of these reasons would get P&Bers locked in an asylum
 

With 99% of us you wouldn't need to go beyond the first word.

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With 99% of us you wouldn't need to go beyond the first word.
Political Excitement, well that is several people on here bolloxed.

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