throbber Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 It’s about 30 meters off a road next to a footpath, I’m going to have another look in the next half hour, someone may have got rid of it by now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 1 minute ago, throbber said: It’s about 30 meters off a road next to a footpath, I’m going to have another look in the next half hour, someone may have got rid of it by now. The killer might still be there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 14 minutes ago, throbber said: What would rip a foxes head off out of curiosity? A bigger, rival fox? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 If you discover what did it can you send it in the direction of this c**t. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 1 minute ago, 19QOS19 said: If you discover what did it can you send it in the direction of this c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 Just did an hours session with the laddie working on his left foot, the result, I've fucked my old knee injury. Looking forward to it being three times it's normal size by 8pm."Auld age disny come itself"Of all the annoyingly accurate life cliches, this one is top 2 or 3. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 “The old knee injury” an excuse as old as every old guy who’s absolutely murder at football trying to kid on he was a player and able to teach a thing or two. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 Went back and checked - it’s definitely a dead fox that is bereft of a head. Looks like a pretty clean cut and no blood either so I think It was decaffeinated elsewhere and then moved afterwards. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 The BBC are to run a series about dog grooming. How can you make a series about dog grooming, I think it would be a stretch making an episode about dog grooming? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 The BBC are to run a series about dog grooming. How can you make a series about dog grooming, I think it would be a stretch making an episode about dog grooming?Tomny Robinson ready to mobilise 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 4 minutes ago, throbber said: Went back and checked - it’s definitely a dead fox that is bereft of a head. Looks like a pretty clean cut and no blood either so I think It was decaffeinated elsewhere and then moved afterwards. Do foxes contain caffeine? It might explain their jumpy, twitchy nature. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 Do foxes contain caffeine? It might explain their jumpy, twitchy nature.That one didn’t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 19 minutes ago, throbber said: Went back and checked - it’s definitely a dead fox that is bereft of a head. Looks like a pretty clean cut and no blood either so I think It was decaffeinated elsewhere and then moved afterwards. Word of warning, soak it in salted water overnight to tenderise it before cooking, it can be a bit chewy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 Just did an hours session with the laddie working on his left foot, the result, I've fucked my old knee injury. Looking forward to it being three times it's normal size by 8pm.It'll feel even worse tomorrow morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 3 hours ago, throbber said: I was just out for a walk there and could have sworn I saw a fox that had its head ripped off. Just wait till you find the head in your bed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 Fair play to whoever is behind the @Marshmalllo account. Raised a chuckle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 1 hour ago, Jacksgranda said: The BBC are to run a series about dog grooming. How can you make a series about dog grooming, I think it would be a stretch making an episode about dog grooming? Should be easy for them. They managed to get several series out of how to bake a cake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 2 hours ago, throbber said: Went back and checked - it’s definitely a dead fox that is bereft of a head. Looks like a pretty clean cut and no blood either so I think It was decaffeinated elsewhere and then moved afterwards. Best chuckle I've had in ages, have a like. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 6 minutes ago, bennett said: Best chuckle I've had in ages, have a like. Don’t know what’s so funny about it, it’s a dead fox right next to a public footpath where dogs and children pass regularly and I have no idea how it found itself there and why despite not having a head there is no blood and no sign of a struggle. I suspect foul play. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 8 minutes ago, throbber said: Don’t know what’s so funny about it, it’s a dead fox right next to a public footpath where dogs and children pass regularly and I have no idea how it found itself there and why despite not having a head there is no blood and no sign of a struggle. I suspect foul play. Why didn't you move it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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