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Would you rather he shat on the living room floor ?


I’d just rather there was no dog excrement anywhere. He is a nice enough dog but there’s no excuse for that much jobby. I’m definitely not getting one.

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Take him out for regular walks, then he won't shit in your garden.


I am not the owner of the dog and have enough things to do without having to take him for a walk.

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I’m in the pharmacy picking up something for my son and it’s absolute junkie central. Feel like I’m getting a secondary opiate high just standing here.

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Heading into town to start the annual <2hr Christmas buying. I say buying instead of shopping as the latter involves dicking around browsing as opposed to just going out and buying what you want, chit-f***ing-chat. 

Also feel smug when I pull it off each year. It gives me a sense of enormous well-being. 

(no Kenneth Williams gifs, please) 

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4 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said:

Heading into town to start the annual <2hr Christmas buying. I say buying instead of shopping as the latter involves dicking around browsing as opposed to just going out and buying what you want, chit-f***ing-chat. 

Also feel smug when I pull it off each year. It gives me a sense of enormous well-being. 

(no Kenneth Williams gifs, please) 

Sir I salute your strength, your courage, your indefatigability

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Heading into town to start the annual Also feel smug when I pull it off each year. It gives me a sense of enormous well-being. 
(no Kenneth Williams gifs, please) 
PARKLIFE

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Nice to see the shy, retiring, demure Miss Flack keeping a low profile at her court appearance earlier..

 

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She looks great in the court photos, Sunday morning walk of shame type pics. She could ride the **** straight off me while spitting, slapping and choking me, calling me all the worthless piece of shit names going.... I’d marry her, honestly let her near kill me and I wouldn’t press charges. I’d probably have to tap out a good few times right enough but go back for more.

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Acquisition of Christmas presents. Status: complete. 

Don't know what all the fuss is about tbh. 

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3 minutes ago, Drew Brees said:

 

She looks great in the court photos, Sunday morning walk of shame type pics. She could ride the **** straight off me while spitting, slapping and choking me, calling me all the worthless piece of shit names going.... I’d marry her, honestly let her near kill me and I wouldn’t press charges. I’d probably have to tap out a good few times right enough but go back for more.

Bit weird, mate.

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You must have led a pretty sheltered life Throbs.


Sheltered from large dogs anyway, always had smaller dogs when growing up. This dogs farts are fucking atrocious as well I must add.

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15 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said:

Acquisition of Christmas presents. Status: complete. 

Don't know what all the fuss is about tbh. 

2 minutes in the Lidls random shite aisle did it for me.

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