Shandon Par Posted February 27, 2020 Share Posted February 27, 2020 7 minutes ago, Bold Rover said: He still used a battery tranny I don’t think it’s fair to bring his sex life into this. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted February 27, 2020 Share Posted February 27, 2020 Really struggling to find something that rhymes here: There was an old poster named Granny... There was an old poster named GrannyWho fancied Shereen NanjianiThey set up a dateBut granny was lateSo never got a swatch of her fanny. 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 27, 2020 Share Posted February 27, 2020 14 minutes ago, buchan30 said: There was an old poster named Granny Who fancied Shereen Nanjiani They set up a date But granny was late So never got a swatch of her fanny. There was an old poster named Granny For his birthday he paid for a gammy As he started to dismount He asked for discount But the Madame said get oot ya old fanny 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted February 27, 2020 Share Posted February 27, 2020 There was an older poster named GrannyHis talent for baking - uncannyAsked “What’s in this pie?”Came his reply:“Shortcrust pastry with plums and frangipane.” 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted February 27, 2020 Share Posted February 27, 2020 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted February 27, 2020 Share Posted February 27, 2020 4 hours ago, L'immortale Par said: There was an old poster named Granny... ...and didn't everyone Ken it... It's a twofor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted February 27, 2020 Share Posted February 27, 2020 Handed the keys over for my house today as the sale completes tomorrow. Didn’t think I would be too bothered, but felt pretty sad walking about my empty house and closing the door for the last time. Was the first house I ever owned. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 Wtf is coming out that cannon ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 Why do American fire stations always have Dalmatians as pets/mascots? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 2 minutes ago, GordonD said: Why do American fire stations always have Dalmatians as pets/mascots? Paw Patrol is Canadian 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 10 hours ago, MONKMAN said: walking about my empty house and closing the door for the last time. I take it another door will open? New chapter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 14 minutes ago, Rugster said: Paw Patrol is Canadian Fair enough, but the question remains. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 50 minutes ago, The Skelpit Lug said: I take it another door will open? New chapter. Yeah, I moved to Glasgow in November but it just felt weird walking out of my empty house for the last time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 4 hours ago, GordonD said: Fair enough, but the question remains. https://www.livescience.com/33293-dalmatians-official-firehouse-dogs.html 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 When you're in the mood for a bit of bingo but are off your tits on the eccies. https://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/fp/news/local/rave-infused-bongos-bingo-coming-to-aberdeen/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 6 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: When you're in the mood for a bit of bingo but are off your tits on the eccies. https://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/fp/news/local/rave-infused-bongos-bingo-coming-to-aberdeen/ Expect nasty scenes when someone shouts "House" and the dance music snobs get put out. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 My house went on the market today, had a viewing arranged within half an hour. Excited that it's up on the market, but nervous that it won't sell quickly enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 2 hours ago, die hard doonhamer said: My house went on the market today, had a viewing arranged within half an hour. Excited that it's up on the market, but nervous that it won't sell quickly enough. Have you not just sent ages doing up the garden? - Or was this always the end game? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 3 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: When you're in the mood for a bit of bingo but are off your tits on the eccies. https://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/fp/news/local/rave-infused-bongos-bingo-coming-to-aberdeen/ “Fun-filled night” is pretty subjective. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 47 minutes ago, Dele said: Have you not just sent ages doing up the garden? - Or was this always the end game? I have, yes. But no, it wasn't the end game. A house that we've always said we'd buy if we had the chance came on the market and we were able to make it work, so we went for it. The plan was to stay put for about another 3 years. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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