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2 hours ago, ICTChris said:

The last Prime Minister of the UK to be assassinated was Spencer Percival.  he was shot in the Commons on 11th May 1812 and died that night.  On the 12th of May an inquest was held in a local pub which declared the crime murder.  Percival was buried  on May 16th.  The murderer, John Bellingham, was apprehended at the scene.  He was tried on May 15th, found guilty and hanged on May 18th.

The whole thing was done in a week.  Get the early 19th century to sort out Brexit.

Actually the only one. At the time of writing.

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1 hour ago, Shandon Par said:

Waffenthinchapati

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Just seen a guy go for the full on, one finger on the nostril and clear the other one all over the street/his clothes as he crossed Waterloo St. Filthy c**t.

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Fucks this got to do with me?


Ah, shite.....I was thinking it would be Bairnardo / Concrete Professor/ Vicky the Viking that would do the sparkling repartee.

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17 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said:


Ah, shite.....I was thinking it would be Bairnardo / Concrete Professor/ Vicky the Viking that would do the sparkling repartee.

I’m busy washing my hair.

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On 05/12/2019 at 14:08, ICTChris said:

Did the guy who rated pies on here not get hounded for posting salivating posts about 16 year old lassies working in pie stalls?

I’d just like to confirm that this is not me.

thank you.

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3 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

I’m busy washing my hair.

 

2 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said:

That won't take long.

Not if you don't count the search time.

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Not if you don't count the search time.
And having to do them one at a time.

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3 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said:

That won't take long.

 

37 minutes ago, welshbairn said:
1 hour ago, GordonD said:
Not if you don't count the search time.

And having to do them one at a time.

What’s them?

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1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

 

What’s them?

Hairs. The plural becomes more appropriate with individual strands spread about, rather than a thatch.

P.S. Tempted to ask for piece rate at the Barber's myself.

Edited by welshbairn

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Seeing Willie Rennie dance to a GBX version of All I Want For Christmas at the Glasgow Santa Dash definitely goes down as the most surreal moment of my year.

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Willie Rennie gives me the fear. He reminds me of an old boss, who was superficially cheery and full of banter, but every now and then the mask would slip, and you'd see that he was actually an intense maniac holding himself back from chewing the skin right off your face.

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