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[hk blues]

I teach English to Japanese students -

I just had a lesson with one guy.  He said he had had a stiff neck for a while but had discovered the problem.  He has been sleeping with a parka hood on (must be a detachable one) to keep the mess from his hair off his pillow cases/sheets.  Where to start with that?  

[19QOS19]

A couple of weeks ago I mentioned that I was sponsoring a guide dog and got quite a few greenies for it.
So at the risk of sounding like a Vegan by telling this to complete strangers, Alfie has now completed his training and is fully qualified and living with his new owner.
I'm now starting my sponsorship of Ruby.

Good stuff. I started sponsoring Milo last year (Lab) then they sent me a "pupdate" with a picture of the next 3 going to be trained to try and sucker people in to sponsoring another. It clearly worked on muggings here when I saw Monty.

[welshbairn]

18 hours ago, Margaret Thatcher said:

See above - I was thinking it was a nice thing I could do while sat bored at work. 

It's the opposite of random acts of kindness, replace the last word with cuntiness.

[GordonD]

2 hours ago, 19QOS19 said:

Good stuff. I started sponsoring Milo last year (Lab) then they sent me a "pupdate" with a picture of the next 3 going to be trained to try and sucker people in to sponsoring another. It clearly worked on muggings here when I saw Monty.

They don't stay that size for long though, do they? Before Alfie, I sponsored Fifi. I've never owned a dog so was really surprised when they sent me a photo of her when she was four months old and I saw how big she had grown!

[D.A.F.C]

No way is this guy 36

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-51475672?__twitter_impression=true

36 stone

[19QOS19]

They don't stay that size for long though, do they? Before Alfie, I sponsored Fifi. I've never owned a dog so was really surprised when they sent me a photo of her when she was four months old and I saw how big she had grown!

Very true. Milo is an absolute brute now and Monty looks as daft as a brush. I would love to meet them but realise that's not the point. It's nice getting updated photos though.

[Melanius Mullarkey]

Maybe this pair should hunt themselves when they get out. OsFTW for sure.

 

[philpy]

Check the ginger beers on the da. Like a taxi with it's doors open.

[Derry Alli]

Thought I'd give Asda pizza desk another chance. 

Decent enough although the steak was horrible massive cubed cuts filled with gristle. 

6.5/10.

[Bairnardo]

I see yon Caroline Flack has been found dead. 40 years old

[Derry Alli]

2 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

I see yon Caroline Flack has been found dead. 40 years old

Fucking hell. 

[Sergeant Wilson]

3 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

I see yon Caroline Flack has been found dead. 40 years old

Aye, what a dilemma.

[Dee Man]

5 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

I see yon Caroline Flack has been found dead. 40 years old

Just reading up on her. 

She was due in court soon for assaulting her boyfriend. Another ex-boyfriend said he would have died if he remained in a relationship with her.

RIP sweet boyfriend abusing, shallow television programme presenting princess xxx

[Bairnardo]

Just reading up on her. 
She was due in court soon for assaulting her boyfriend. Another ex-boyfriend said he would have died if he remained in a relationship with her.
RIP sweet boyfriend abusing, shallow television programme presenting princess xxx

Yeah. Without making too many assumptions about todays events, it's pretty clear she was a very troubled lassie behind the cameras. Shame it ended this way though.

[D.A.F.C]

A 31 year old going out with a 17 year old was always OFTW.
Shame though

[NJ2]

Just reading up on her. 
She was due in court soon for assaulting her boyfriend. Another ex-boyfriend said he would have died if he remained in a relationship with her.
RIP sweet boyfriend abusing, shallow television programme presenting princess xxx

Just read up on her but happy to go with the soundbite her ex has given the press and they’ve ran with? Cool. Domestic abuse is unacceptable, no question. The courts would have hopefully punished her absolutely rightly.
Also happy to judge her for doing the job she was paid for and offer your sarcastic condolences? Cool.
She’s just been found dead having killed herself, not a great look Dee Man.

[Dee Man]

3 minutes ago, NJ2 said:

Just read up on her but happy to go with the soundbite her ex has given the press and they’ve ran with? Cool. Domestic abuse is unacceptable, no question. The courts would have hopefully punished her absolutely rightly.
Also happy to judge her for doing the job she was paid for and offer your sarcastic condolences? Cool.
She’s just been found dead having killed herself, not a great look Dee Man.

You can't slander the dead. 

Eta: What's the acceptable timeframe for someone to die before we can pass comment these days anyway? Let's be honest, if this was a guy with a history of domestic abuse, he would be fair game, so let's not get all melodramatic because it's a female off the telly. 

Edited February 15, 2020 by Dee Man

[welshbairn]

You should be able to put a group bet on reality shows. So many points per death count.

P.S. Whoops, wrong thread..

Edited February 15, 2020 by welshbairn

[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

5 minutes ago, Dee Man said:

You can't slander the dead. 

https://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/index.php?/topic/167655-big-rangers-administrationliquidation-thread-all-chat-here/

[NJ2]

You can't slander the dead. 
Eta: What's the acceptable timeframe for someone to die before we can pass comment these days anyway? Let's be honest, if this was a guy with a history of domestic abuse, he would be fair game, so let's not get all melodramatic because it's a female off the telly. 

No, but you can make yourself look pretty heartless.
Maybe for you that hypothetical scenario would be sound. Suicide just isn’t really a place where I’ll look to have a laugh or sneer at the person.