Dan Steele Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 5 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: This new kettle option And pop a couple of eggs in to boil while the pizza is warming up, then the boiling water can be used for a cup of tea. A one kettle breakfast. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 Good grief......in which 3rd World barrio do they put the kettle on a tray and the spoons inside the mug handles ? Looks like a 1970s MFI kitchen...Hilton Hotel in Dublin. Must've been in the oldest room in the building. Wouldn't that just result in a soggy box? No Kenneth fucking Williams pics please. It worked surprisingly well, the pizza base remained crisp and not soggy in the slightest. I had been on the piss straight after work and unfortunately couldn't be bothered finding a takeaway that was open. Still had two slices of pizza left from the night before in the fridge. Blue sky thinking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 36 minutes ago, WeAreElgin said: Hilton Hotel in Dublin. Must've been in the oldest room in the building. It worked surprisingly well, the pizza base remained crisp and not soggy in the slightest. I had been on the piss straight after work and unfortunately couldn't be bothered finding a takeaway that was open. Still had two slices of pizza left from the night before in the fridge. Blue sky thinking. Two slices of pizza is worse than none. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spring Onion Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 40 minutes ago, WeAreElgin said: Hilton Hotel in Dublin. Must've been in the oldest room in the building. It worked surprisingly well, the pizza base remained crisp and not soggy in the slightest. I had been on the piss straight after work and unfortunately couldn't be bothered finding a takeaway that was open. Still had two slices of pizza left from the night before in the fridge. Blue sky thinking. How many boils did it take? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 The tray should have been positioned between the kettle and the pizza 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 1 hour ago, Dee Man said: Wouldn't that just result in a soggy box? No Kenneth fucking Williams pics please. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 How many boils did it take?Two, I turned the box between boils. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spring Onion Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 6 minutes ago, WeAreElgin said: 29 minutes ago, Spring Onion said: How many boils did it take? Two, I turned the box between boils. that's magic, I'm sure I'll be using this method at some point in the next month or two. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSU Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 Taking a bit of joy from us now all knowing that it takes two kettle boils to reheat pizza. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 This has now overtaken 'mango loco' as my legal high. Superb juice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 4 hours ago, Shandon Par said: That's some excellent work by the Elgin pizza correspondent. Used to use a kettle to light ciggs on occasion but never to reheat food. What a talented brain. Have come home jaiked and put a pizza in the oven then gone to bed before. This new kettle option seems a much safer option for drunkards everywhere. @Melanius Mullarkey 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 Very inventive these Elginites. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 28 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Very inventive these Elginites. He learned about the heat properties of kitchen appliances when visiting Mrs Mullarkey IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 8, 2020 Share Posted February 8, 2020 I'm going to see if I can get a grant to open a Steam heated pizza emporium to fleece Edinburgh hipster wankers out of money... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 8, 2020 Share Posted February 8, 2020 8 hours ago, Shandon Par said: He learned about the heat properties of kitchen appliances when visiting Mrs Mullarkey IMO. Probably not all she taught him tbf 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 8, 2020 Share Posted February 8, 2020 6 hours ago, tamthebam said: I'm going to see if I can get a grant to open a Steam heated pizza emporium to fleece Edinburgh hipster wankers out of money... Or use one of those Gwynneth Paltrow fanny steamers? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 8, 2020 Share Posted February 8, 2020 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: Gwynneth Paltrow fanny steamers Pretty sure I saw them supporting the Lancashire Hotpots at Piefest in ‘96. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted February 8, 2020 Share Posted February 8, 2020 Gwynneth Paltrow fanny steamers?Fits perfectly into the theme tune of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 8, 2020 Share Posted February 8, 2020 5 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Or use one of those Gwynneth Paltrow fanny steamers? You're a fanny steamer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted February 8, 2020 Share Posted February 8, 2020 18 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Very inventive these Elginites. 17 hours ago, Shandon Par said: He learned about the heat properties of kitchen appliances when visiting Mrs Mullarkey IMO. Maybe @WeAreElgin IS Mrs Mullarkey. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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