Bairnardo Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 2 minutes ago, sjc said: Even Peter Tobin wouldn't put mango on his pizza. Is he blind? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 Just now, Bairnardo said: Is he blind? No. He's a convicted rapist and murderer but in fairness, there's f**k all wrong with his taste buds! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 I will issue an open challenge to any P&Ber with balls (figurative balls, females welcome) to get a chicken and mango pizza eaten and give a truly.honest assessment of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 2 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: I will issue an open challenge to any P&Ber with balls (figurative balls, females welcome) to get a chicken and mango pizza eaten and give a truly.honest assessment of it. Are we allowed to use the Pete Townsend excuse of "research purposes" when the officers from Operation Yewtree come knocking? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 3 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: I will issue an open challenge to any P&Ber with balls (figurative balls, females welcome) to get a chicken and mango pizza eaten and give a truly.honest assessment of it. This rare gastronomic delight must be made by the poster who bought the fancy pizza oven. He can invite some specially chosen posters round to his gaff to sample said concoction AND provide the beers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 6 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: This rare gastronomic delight must be made by the poster who bought the fancy pizza oven. He can invite some specially chosen posters round to his gaff to sample said concoction AND provide the beers. I can never guarantee to my family that they wont be brutally murdered, but it's still my duty to do my nest not to make it odds on 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 The best pizza places in Edinburgh would forcibly eject you at the very least if you asked them to knock up a chicken and mango pizza. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: I can never guarantee to my family that they wont be brutally murdered, but it's still my duty to do my nest not to make it odds on I'll take up your challenge next time I'm at my in-laws. They have a pizza oven in the garden. I'm already getting chemotherapy so how much worse could it be?! If it's shite, I'll be haunting your attic, shortarse! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: The best pizza places in Edinburgh would forcibly eject you at the very least if you asked them to knock up a chicken and mango pizza. The trick is to just order a bog standard 'Pizza Cluck Cluck' and when it arrives at table, whip out one of those big feckaff American-style hunting knives and a ripe mango (Waitrose, natch...) and DIY. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 What? In what way did you use the kettle? Did you stick the pizza to the side of it as it boiled? It worked surprisingly well. Will respond to further questions in due course. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 4 minutes ago, WeAreElgin said: It worked surprisingly well. Will respond to further questions in due course. Good grief......in which 3rd World barrio do they put the kettle on a tray and the spoons inside the mug handles ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 24 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Good grief......in which 3rd World barrio do they put the kettle on a tray and the spoons inside the mug handles ? Looks like a 1970s MFI kitchen... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 We are at peak wrong un here. I love it 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 3 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: We are at peak wrong un here. I love it Sit down, mango pizza topping boy! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 49 minutes ago, WeAreElgin said: It worked surprisingly well. Will respond to further questions in due course. Wouldn't that just result in a soggy box? No Kenneth fucking Williams pics please. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 That's some excellent work by the Elgin pizza correspondent. Used to use a kettle to light ciggs on occasion but never to reheat food. What a talented brain. Have come home jaiked and put a pizza in the oven then gone to bed before. This new kettle option seems a much safer option for drunkards everywhere. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dosser-fae-the-shire Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 That's some excellent work by the Elgin pizza correspondent. Used to use a kettle to light ciggs on occasion but never to reheat food. What a talented brain. Have come home jaiked and put a pizza in the oven then gone to bed before. This new kettle option seems a much safer option for drunkards everywhere. How do you light fags off a kettle? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Dosser-fae-the-shire said: How do you light fags off a kettle? You venture in face first, facing the elements. ETA - toaster is easier Edited February 7, 2020 by Shandon Par 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 It's Friday. Here's Doug Stanhope. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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