ICTJohnboy Posted February 4, 2020 Share Posted February 4, 2020 8 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Not even some butter? Or finish them with a splash of cream? Perhaps some finely chopped chives on top? Or smoked salmon? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted February 4, 2020 Share Posted February 4, 2020 My youngest step daughter was at Womens Aid yesterday, and scored 20 out of 27 on their abusive relationship scale. If she only got a 20 I hate to think what anybody who gets a 27 is putting up with. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 After seeing this on twitter I've been reading up about how coyotes and badgers hunt together. They chase prairie dogs and squirrels with the badgers covering under ground and the coyotes above ground. I love it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSU Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 It's got to the point where I'm watching Limmy watch 3-2-1. It's worth it just to see proof that Ted Rogers wasn't as good at doing the 3-2-1 finger thing as he'd have you believe. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSU Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 6 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: Love it when Limmy does stuff like this. Remember his thing with David Robertson's disappearing pen. I was watching this on my phone in the pub last night, listening on my ear buds. Bloke sits down next to me, clocks the screen and says to me, "Is that Limmy?" Didn't expect that in Eaton Rapids, Michigan. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 1 hour ago, MSU said: It's got to the point where I'm watching Limmy watch 3-2-1. It's worth it just to see proof that Ted Rogers wasn't as good at doing the 3-2-1 finger thing as he'd have you believe. On the Irish jokes theme - when my bairns were at primary school it was the Englishman who had become the stereotypical stupid person in jokes. Rightly, or probably wrongly, I found this turn of events quite satisfying 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 On 04/02/2020 at 11:16, Dele said: I use 4 eggs every day and scramble them. I add nothing but a touch of salt and pepper. The same size eggs today produced almost double the quantity of scrambled egg than 9o% of the time happens. 4 eggs at a time??? Fk sake, what do you do for fibre A90? Or is it the classic roulette game of chance, guessing whether it’ll be A Flock of Bats or a Block of Flats? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted February 6, 2020 Share Posted February 6, 2020 On 03/02/2020 at 15:28, Stellaboz said: We used to make an "" Nnnnnn "sort of sound and flap our hands a bit. Also, a friend of mine who hasn't posted on here for a while most certainly IS a spastic but does NOT like being called it. Which is tough shit. We used to play Spazzy football, which basically meant a bunch of kids kicking a ball about whilst flapping our hands and forcing our tongues in front of our bottom teeth, making the "Nnnnnnn" noise you describe. We really were wee arseholes. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 6, 2020 Share Posted February 6, 2020 1 hour ago, Adam said: We used to play Spazzy football, which basically meant a bunch of kids kicking a ball about whilst flapping our hands and forcing our tongues in front of our bottom teeth, making the "Nnnnnnn" noise you describe. We really were wee arseholes. And these days you watch it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted February 6, 2020 Share Posted February 6, 2020 (edited) Rabs back again. He met Stuart Pearce this time. Edited February 6, 2020 by Dele 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 I reheated leftover pizza with a kettle while pished at about 2 o'clock this morning. Just had to tell someone 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 7 minutes ago, WeAreElgin said: I reheated leftover pizza with a kettle while pished at about 2 o'clock this morning. Just had to tell someone Pop into a confessional in a Catholic church, tell the priest this and report back. I'm intrigued as to what the advice would be. Worst case scenario is that you get absolved. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 36 minutes ago, WeAreElgin said: I reheated leftover pizza with a kettle while pished at about 2 o'clock this morning. Just had to tell someone I hope you didn't pish on the pizza and pour the kettle down the toilet... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 44 minutes ago, WeAreElgin said: I reheated leftover pizza with a kettle while pished at about 2 o'clock this morning. Just had to tell someone Did you try to steam cook it or just pour boiling water over it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 59 minutes ago, WeAreElgin said: I reheated leftover pizza with a kettle while pished at about 2 o'clock this morning. Just had to tell someone What? In what way did you use the kettle? Did you stick the pizza to the side of it as it boiled? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 3/1 Poured boiling water over it and left it a couple of minutes 1/2 Pressed the pizza against the hot kettle 7/4 Wafted the pizza over the steam 4/1 Put the pizza in the kettle 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 3/1 Poured boiling water over it and left it a couple of minutes 1/2 Pressed the pizza against the hot kettle 7/4 Wafted the pizza over the steam 4/1 Put the pizza in the kettle1/150The pizza was well fucked 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 14 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 1/150 The pizza was well fucked I'd rather f**k a pizza that put mango on it tbh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 17 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I'd rather f**k a pizza that put mango on it tbh. None so blind as those who will not see 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 7 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: None so blind as those who will not see Even Peter Tobin wouldn't put mango on his pizza. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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