throbber Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 The words vegetable and lasagne next to one another make me very uneasy, it sounds absolutely disgusting to the point I wish to inflict physical harm on anyone who enjoys it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 3 hours ago, throbber said: I like to refer to window cleaners as men of the cloth. Every morning they’re up at the crack of dawn and touching cloth. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 2 minutes ago, throbber said: The words vegetable and lasagne next to one another make me very uneasy, it sounds absolutely disgusting to the point I wish to inflict physical harm on anyone who enjoys it. You're welcome to come round and join us for some Throbber. Bring your own beer though..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 6 minutes ago, throbber said: The words vegetable and lasagne next to one another make me very uneasy, it sounds absolutely disgusting to the point I wish to inflict physical harm on anyone who enjoys it. The guy who didn't turn up for your 5s loves vegetable lasagne. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 You're welcome to come round and join us for some Throbber. Bring your own beer though.....Not sure I can make it to Japan in time to be at work on Monday morning, but thanks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 3 minutes ago, throbber said: Not sure I can make it to Japan in time to be at work on Monday morning, but thanks. No worries. You should give healthy eating more consideration, Throbber. I dread to think where I'd be if I hadn't...... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 Genesis have always been shite and I wish Phil Collins was dead.Phil Collins Could never work out how to change the gears in his car.He had an invisible clutch. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 21 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Turkey mince. The Rab jacket of the minced meat world. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GNU_Linux Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 Phil Collins Could never work out how to change the gears in his car.He had an invisible clutch. You could say he was in a land of confusion 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 A cooking programme on a weekend morning? Never.That's clearly not what I was complaining about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 Just managed to lock the wife in the car. Only realised once I’d crossed the street and turned round to see her banging on the window. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 Just now, Melanius Mullarkey said: Just managed to lock the wife in the car. Only realised once I’d crossed the street and turned round to see her banging on the window. Most importantly did you keep walking, or go back? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 1 hour ago, 101 said: Most importantly did you keep walking, or go back? After standing laughing in the street for a few seconds, I feared for the car window and pure seethe on her face, though funny, meant trouble. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Just managed to lock the wife in the car. Only realised once I’d crossed the street and turned round to see her banging on the window. Hiya Josef Fritzl! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Just managed to lock the wife in the car. I read it that you had been trying this for a while. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 2 minutes ago, HenryHill said: I read it that you had been trying this for a while. 14 years this March m9 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 17 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: 14 years this March m9 Since you kidnapped her in Portugal, has she grown to love you over the years? It’s quite touching that your username(s) match her initials. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 44 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Since you kidnapped her in Portugal, has she grown to love you over the years? It’s quite touching that your username(s) match her initials. Gads I thought I’d gotten away with it as well. Might as we’ll hand her back now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 Had just been holding in a low-risk fart on the bus for a while, but eventually thought "f*** it". Turns out the silent one (as correctly predicted) did actually smell (not predicted). Not horrific, but certainly far from pleasant. Anyway, just as I thought I was going to rumbled, a wifey gets on the bus and sits between me and the rest towards the front, and I can see her getting all manner of dirty looks now. Both proud and disgusted with myself. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curmudgeon Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 You're welcome to come round and join us for some Throbber. Bring your own beer though.....I'd just like to highlight how important commas are. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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