Tony Ferrino Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 6 hours ago, mathematics said: My father, moron that he is, took his laptop to a computer repair shop as the cat walked over his keyboard and turned his screen upside down. Fella told him he was rally busy and to leave it with him for a couple of hours. Father came back to a fixed computer and a £20 bill. Moron. Father sounds like a stupid Bond Villian. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 Just downloaded the 'Too good to go' app. There's next to nothing in Dundee but I recommend it to folk as its worth having a look at what's going for cheap around you food wise from restuarants. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 I love this. Burger King have introduced a meat-free burger that is unsuitable for vegetarians! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ylf Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 Has anybody seen the plethora of sex tapes this lassie being detained in Ayia Napa has taken part in? Dirty midden. yep got sent them last night. lassie loved it [emoji57][emoji15] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 On 05/01/2020 at 20:10, Dele said: For sale in Dundee : Could be yours for only £200. Two. Hundred. Pounds. Jimmy Johnstone was mixed race? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 11 hours ago, Dele said: Has anybody seen the plethora of sex tapes this lassie being detained in Ayia Napa has taken part in? Dirty midden. Aye, but the ones I've seen have 'only' got about 4 guys in the room whereas I think 12 guys were originally detained. There was a supporter of hers on the radio the other day who had presumably also seen the video who said that it may have been consenual at first but "If she has said no then it has to stop", so I'm undecided on it. Either it's got out of hand and she's wanted it to stop and it hasn't or she's woke up sober and full of regret, made the allegations and then retracted them after being shown the video evidence. Either way, her dad isn't going to be a particularly proud man if he sees them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 8 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Either way, her dad isn't going to be a particularly proud man if he sees them. I wasn't connecting the two, I've no idea of what happened in the case. I just meant she clearly fucking loves her hole and being filmed whilst doing so! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 1 hour ago, Dele said: I wasn't connecting the two, I've no idea of what happened in the case. I just meant she clearly fucking loves her hole and being filmed whilst doing so! She claimed she was raped then retracted the statement "under pressure from police". Striking similarities to the Ched Evans case IMO. That should open a can of worms... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 Clyde fans incoming. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 Yesterday we took on our first foster dog - Amigo. He was abandoned by his last owners over in Romania and was left to sleep on the streets and was rescued by Paws to freedom and were looking after him until he can find a forever home as we won’t be able to keep him long term but he’s the loveliest big dog you could ask for after what he’s been through. He is only 9 months and much bigger than our current dog - Harry who’s nearly 2 so he’s got some growing left in him, managed to get him out his first walk today and the big guys shattered. 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 Yesterday we took on our first foster dog - Amigo. He was abandoned by his last owners over in Romania and was left to sleep on the streets and was rescued by Paws to freedom and were looking after him until he can find a forever home as we won’t be able to keep him long term but he’s the loveliest big dog you could ask for after what he’s been through. He is only 9 months and much bigger than our current dog - Harry who’s nearly 2 so he’s got some growing left in him, managed to get him out his first walk today and the big guys shattered. No danger you'll be handing him back. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 I love this. Burger King have introduced a meat-free burger that is unsuitable for vegetarians!They’ve been flogging it here as the “impossible whopper”. I thought that was saved for “54 and counting” myself. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 42 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: 58 minutes ago, gav-ffc said: Yesterday we took on our first foster dog - Amigo. He was abandoned by his last owners over in Romania and was left to sleep on the streets and was rescued by Paws to freedom and were looking after him until he can find a forever home as we won’t be able to keep him long term but he’s the loveliest big dog you could ask for after what he’s been through. He is only 9 months and much bigger than our current dog - Harry who’s nearly 2 so he’s got some growing left in him, managed to get him out his first walk today and the big guys shattered. No danger you'll be handing him back. 100% right. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 2 hours ago, gav-ffc said: Yesterday we took on our first foster dog - Amigo. He was abandoned by his last owners over in Romania and was left to sleep on the streets and was rescued by Paws to freedom and were looking after him until he can find a forever home as we won’t be able to keep him long term but he’s the loveliest big dog you could ask for after what he’s been through. He is only 9 months and much bigger than our current dog - Harry who’s nearly 2 so he’s got some growing left in him, managed to get him out his first walk today and the big guys shattered. I think you better go round your house to see what he's destroyed because he looks guilty of something in that last pic. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 One for @mathematics . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 What 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 Spidercock. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 9 hours ago, GordonD said: I love this. Burger King have introduced a meat-free burger that is unsuitable for vegetarians! That'll be popular with our green n grey friends. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 That'll be popular with our green n grey friends. Take Kinky’s cock out of your mouth, you fùcking simpleton. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 1 minute ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Take Kinky’s cock out of your mouth, you fùcking simpleton. Just no need for that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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