Rugster Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 1 minute ago, GordonD said: The 'victim' is probably up the duff and thinks this is a way to explain it to her husband. Dreadful victim blaming from you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 Harry there, enjoy his holiday to Java. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonHMFC Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 42 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: FTFY https://metro.co.uk/2019/11/12/homeless-man-threw-huge-bucket-of-hot-diarrhea-all-over-womans-face-11084860/?ito=article.amp.share.top.email The PTSD that I’m dealing with is beyond anything that I’ve ever felt. ‘There needs to be some kind of help for the victims of these crimes. ‘I will never, ever forget his face.’ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 Classic story, people who inexplicably make it to retirement with a lot of cash invest the lot in a terrible business venture which of course fails.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-50420937The “Titanic themed hotel” is a great touch 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 FTFY https://metro.co.uk/2019/11/12/homeless-man-threw-huge-bucket-of-hot-diarrhea-all-over-womans-face-11084860/?ito=article.amp.share.top.email Apparently, putting faeces on your face is all the rage......https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2019/nov/19/a-poo-facial-mask-smaller-pores-yes-but-do-you-really-want-faeces-on-your-face?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other[emoji37] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 3 hours ago, Shandon Par said: FTFY https://metro.co.uk/2019/11/12/homeless-man-threw-huge-bucket-of-hot-diarrhea-all-over-womans-face-11084860/?ito=article.amp.share.top.email Sorry to hear about 8Mile's housing problems. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 I didn’t know that the wee man in the red and white Bundesliga logo is inspired by Pizzaro’s goal for Werder Bremen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 https://www.grimsbytelegraph.co.uk/news/grimsby-news/woman-starved-sex-ends-three-3557579Breaking news! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 (edited) “Drought” I’ll say. Edited November 21, 2019 by Melanius Mullarkey 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 Wid. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/movie-scots-superstar-susan-boyles-20925022 And the Oscar goes to . . . . . . . . . .the make-up artist and special effects guy for unrivalled work under extreme difficulty 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 Jesus fucking christIt’s more “Katie fucking anyone who’ll have her” but I get your sentiments. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 5 hours ago, ICTChris said: https://www.grimsbytelegraph.co.uk/news/grimsby-news/woman-starved-sex-ends-three-3557579 Breaking news! They missed a pun here. Dyeing for sex, surely? And Katie, from Barton-upon-Humber, said dyeing her hair bright blue gave her a surge of confidence – and to start being unfaithful. “You could say I was dying for sex. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 https://www.theguardian.com/music/2019/nov/21/take-a-look-at-me-now-baby-jesus-statue-resembles-phil-collins?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 33 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: https://www.theguardian.com/music/2019/nov/21/take-a-look-at-me-now-baby-jesus-statue-resembles-phil-collins?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other There's something in the hair tonight. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 Wife just left the room to let one of the Pugs out the back for a pee. Perfect time for me to let rip. She came back in too soon so the poor, sleeping Frenchie got the blame! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 17 minutes ago, supermik said: Wife just left the room to let one of the Pugs out the back for a pee. Perfect time for me to let rip. She came back in too soon so the poor, sleeping Frenchie got the blame! Has all that milk given you gas? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 23 minutes ago, supermik said: Wife just left the room to let one of the Pugs out the back for a pee. Perfect time for me to let rip. She came back in too soon so the poor, sleeping Frenchie got the blame! Your Gallic made? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 3 minutes ago, Cerberus said: Has all that milk given you gas? Only drink UHT milk in tea. Have never drunk normal milk since I was about 10. People need to get with the program. Somebody accused me of carrying fridges and now I am a milk drinker! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 4 minutes ago, supermik said: Only drink UHT milk in tea. You'd better get going, actually. Milk gets sour. Unless it's UHT. But there's no demand for that, because it's shite. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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