Dons_1988 Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I've actually recent invested in a second pair of green Jack and Jones breeks. TK Maxx, £15. Not reached the fleece stage in life yet however. You wear green trousers? That makes you either a paedo or a Celtic fan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 1 minute ago, Dons_1988 said: That makes you either a paedo or a Celtic fan. I know which one I'd rather be called. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I know which one I'd rather be called. Agreed, the scorn and exclusion from society that comes with one of them would be unbearable. I'd go with the jail time for the alternative. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 53 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I've actually recent invested in a second pair of green Jack and Jones breeks. TK Maxx, £15. Not reached the fleece stage in life yet however. Did you wear the first pair out? The man in the full green attire also had a green tote bag. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 14 hours ago, Romeo said: You and your wife sound like idiots. In other slightly related news my wife once asked me if I'd like a "leg" of her KitKat. Stupid boot. Choked on my coffee. 14 hours ago, pozbaird said: I hope she gave you the finger. Choked even more. 14 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: Sideways. Ah f**k it, who wanted coffee anyway. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 12 minutes ago, Adam101 said: Did you wear the first pair out? The man in the full green attire also had a green tote bag. Not all all. The first pair are still going strong. i doubt I would go the full green though. That sounds a bit too Celticy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 Not all all. The first pair are still going strong. i doubt I would go the full green though. That sounds a bit too Celticy.^^^ Big team (or MJC alias), found. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 3 minutes ago, Moomintroll said: 19 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Not all all. The first pair are still going strong. i doubt I would go the full green though. That sounds a bit too Celticy. ^^^ Big team (or MJC alias), found. I am the person. Tbf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 25 minutes ago, Snafu said: It just doesn't look right wearing only one colour, just not right. It's wrong, stop it! 25 minutes ago, Snafu said: I wear combats while working outside 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 16 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: Me: Do you want some pineapple... My wife: Chunks? Me: No, not chunks...circles My wife: Rings? Me: Aye, rings! (Turns out they were chunks!) I think the missus has just decided on a new pet name for you, Chunks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 12 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: I think the missus has just decided on a new pet name for you, Chunks. It would certainly be an improvement on what she normally calls me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 Quote Paul McCartney has heavily hinted he will be performing at the Glastonbury festival in 2020. He posted an image on his Twitter featuring Philip Glass, Emma Stone and Chuck Berry: Glass-Stone-Berry, or Glastonbury. yeah - and if so-minded you can also infer that he means Phili-Stine/Stone-Chuck and is fully intending to go out and kill a biblical giant using a fucking slingshot... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 This anti-meth campaign looks like a really good advertising campaign for meth 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 Happy World Toilet Day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 9 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Happy World Toilet Day. You're talking shi . . . . . . . . Shanks for that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 1 minute ago, hearthammer said: You're talking shi . . . . . . . . Shanks for that PANS ARE SHITE!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 13 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Unhappy World Toilet Day. FTFY https://metro.co.uk/2019/11/12/homeless-man-threw-huge-bucket-of-hot-diarrhea-all-over-womans-face-11084860/?ito=article.amp.share.top.email 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 7 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: FTFY https://metro.co.uk/2019/11/12/homeless-man-threw-huge-bucket-of-hot-diarrhea-all-over-womans-face-11084860/?ito=article.amp.share.top.email Quote It was diarrhea. Hot liquid. I was soaked, and it was coming off my eyelashes and into my eyes. That's almost as disgusting as Mark Kerr's hair. Almost... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: That's almost as disgusting as Mark Kerr's hair. Almost... But not as bad as a mushroom supper 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: That's almost as disgusting as Mark Kerr's hair. Almost... Yes, but still wid? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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