Romeo Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 3 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Had this email earlier from "Glenn", with his passport and Visa attached. I'd like to think he has read some of my P&B posts and thought "that's the chap I need in Edinburgh to help me invest £40 million. Hi, Did you receive my message dated 24th/10/2019? I am still awaiting your response. My name is Glenn Penny from United States of America,resident in Abu Dhabi-United Arab Emirate. I am working as a Consultant. I have a client who has an interest in Investment in United Kingdom. He has available fund meant for investment in your location In United Kingdom and have 1000kg gold with 24 karat and 99.9% purity. I have gone through your activities and I strongly believe you have the potential ability to handle this project fund. With your knowledge and experience, I strongly believe you can handle the Capital Project in your city which I want to share with you. It is a pity that I don't have steady internet access due to my health conditions. I am still recovering from the ugly experience I had and during the surgical operation. Please, you have to bear with me on the ground of my ill health. Before I proceed on this matter, do understand that I am not the owner of the fund. My duty over this project is nothing but a consultant mandate to source for a reliable and trustworthy fellow or company that has what it takes to successfully execute my client's project. If you conf your willingness to invest my client's fund practically means that I have definitely achieved my mandate. My sole responsibility is to find the project executioner and I have done exactly that by finding you. If you believe in God, I am sure you will carry out this project putting God first. You are kindly advised to study the MOU AND AGREEMENT TO HAVE PURE AND CORRECT PICTURE OF THE PROPOSAL. Additionally, you have a 100% right to choose the kind investment you deem profitable to invest my client fund, so, make a feasibility study of the area you wish to invest and come up with something interesting and convincing. Given the importance of the project, in spite of my health state I was still able to meet with client severally to discuss and strategies to effectively execute this project. It is also important to inform you that one of the major factors under discussion was centered on whether the assets would be safe and secured in your hand if transferred to your custody. Frankly, it took me time to convince them of how reliable you are, which I placed my judgments on the contents of your profile viewed about your activities. I hope you will not disappoint me for making such recommendations. First and for most, I want you to know that my client clearly stated that any investor who is ready to handle the project should prove beyond any reasonable doubt how sincere and transparent he/she is. So many ugly experiences happens in the world today and one ought to be very careful to avoid falling into the dangerous arms of swindlers who go about setting traps for the unsuspecting innocent people. These are bunch of bad and evil scammers, fraudsters,cheaters and liars who specializes in ripping innocent people of their hard earned resources through the internet. To be honest with you, this is simply the reason he insisted that face to face meeting must be arranged in the investors country. He maintain that the real identity of who is going to manage the fund should be known. Also, that will give the manager to be the opportunity of knowing the authenticity of the transaction and this will delete any fear or doubt from both parties involved. My client always tell me that the best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them. He so much believe in this his ideology and that is the only reason he intends to trust you with his product. That is, if you prove that your sincerity is no in doubt. Personally, I strongly believes that relationship is built on two solid foundations which are Respect and Trust. Both elements have to be there and it has to be mutual. You can have respect for someone, but if you don't have trust, the friendship will crumble and there is nothing anybody can do about it. Truthfulness and Collaboration is a key part of success of any organization, and this is executed through a clearly defined vision and mission and based on transparency and constant communication. The single most important ingredient in the recipe for success is transparency because transparency builds trust. Lack of transparency results in distrust and deep sense of insecurity which will no doubt damage any relationship especially, business relationship. Happiness and creativity rest on a foundation of transparency to yourself and others. Knowing your own heart and speaking clearly to others keep you on the path. Truth never damages a cause that is just. The keys to brand success are self-definition, transparency, authenticity and accountability. Without all this ingredients, any business relationship will collapse like a card of badly arranged card. You are properly guided and please, treat as imperative. Here is my clients contact, I have briefed him and he wants to have direct communication with you before disclosing any further information but before contacting him, make out your procious time to study the documents to know the terms and procedure for the fund transfer, you will see your responsibilities, your oblivation and your benefit. Ask him how he plans to move around 1000kg of gold. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 3 minutes ago, Romeo said: Ask him how he plans to move around 1000kg of gold. Up his arse IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: Up his arse IMO. ^^^ Speaking from experience imo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 3 hours ago, gkneil said: Some idiot has climbed a 300ft chimney in Carlisle and got stuck, upside doon no less, at the top. Reported at 02:20 and still stuck with no way to rescue him without as it stands. Rescue mission is now a recovery, he's dead up there. He was still responsive for about 10 hours, but has now died. He'd have been better off just falling, less traumatic for himself and his family etc having to see his lifeless body plastered all over the media. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 7 minutes ago, Romeo said: ^^^ Speaking from experience imo I had a few pizzas and chips over the weekend so knew the feeling this morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 37 minutes ago, Dee Man said: @Shandon Par that seems like a once in a lifetime opportunity. Congratulations on your new found fortune. I chucked out five pairs of shoes at the weekend so the money will come in handy for their replacements. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 Has anyone even bothered checking out how much 1000kg of gold is worth? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 34 minutes ago, Snafu said: Glenn Penny - Its people like that who give real Nigerian Princes a bad name. I feel sorry for Glenn and his poor health. If Shandon doesn't take him up on his generous offer hopefully he does the right thing and puts him in touch with Hamilton Academical FC. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 1 hour ago, Snafu said: Its some app Americans use for sending small amounts of money, ie paying back the $10 owed or paying back a friend for a cup of coffee. Or throbber when you turn up at the wean's party without a bottle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Patterson Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 1 hour ago, Romeo said: Has anyone even bothered checking out how much 1000kg of gold is worth? About 1 muffit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 One kilo of gold is currently selling for $48,401.34 meaning Shannon is in line for a windfall of $48,401,340. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 One kilo of gold is currently selling for $48,401.34 meaning Shannon is in line for a windfall of $48,401,340.A lot of money to be venmoed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curmudgeon Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 I just tore my Star Wars lounge pants in the right undercarriage area. Displeased by this. They'll have to be chucked out now. Sad times.While having a hand solo. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 If Carlsberg did 'big tree' experiences. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 39 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: If Carlsberg did 'big tree' experiences. Good news for this guy if nothing else: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 Some genius has decided that all offices here must be heated to a certain temperature, with the rationale being that it will save energy and reduce the carbon footprint. That temperature is 19 degree Celsius, which for smaller, more compact office is probably fine. Our office however is quite large and open, meaning such a temperature can be chilly for a lot of folk. This has resulted in the office ordered 7 heaters, which arrived yesterday and are now on full blast for the whole day (windows not down, although there are only two), which will be the case for the next few months at least, meaning not only has the original point of the policy been negated but it has actually resulted in a big increase in energy usage and an overall increase to the carbon footprint. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mallo_Madrid Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 Unbelievably satisfying when the only other remaining colleague leaves the office and you let go of that monumental fart biscuit you have been holding in for the best part of an afternoon. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 1 minute ago, Mallo_Madrid said: Unbelievably satisfying when the only other remaining colleague leaves the office and you let go of that monumental fart biscuit you have been holding in for the best part of an afternoon. ...and they come back in for their keys.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 Cringe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 2 hours ago, tamthebam said: Good news for this guy if nothing else: He would shift a fuckuvalotta paint. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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