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Epstein found dead in his cell.

Well, well, well........Epstein was allegedly on suicide watch after self-harming in jail last week, yet he manages to commit suicide ??
I smell shite......a big steaming pile of shite.....

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Well, well, well........Epstein was allegedly on suicide watch after self-harming in jail last week, yet he manages to commit suicide ??
I smell shite......a big steaming pile of shite.....


Yup. Stinks of a coverup. Who ordered it?

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Yup. Stinks of a coverup. Who ordered it?


Well it wasn’t a car crash, so we can rule out Philip.*


*allegedly.

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Well, well, well........Epstein was allegedly on suicide watch after self-harming in jail last week, yet he manages to commit suicide ??
I smell shite......a big steaming pile of shite.....


He was on Suicide watch. They watched him commit suicide.

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He was on Suicide watch. They watched him commit suicide.


They watched the Clintons force him to commit suicide.

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He should have forked out for one of these. The nice monk chucked in a bracelet for Mrs Par too. He wanted a score but I got him down to £2.50. A bargain for lifetime peace IMO.

 

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2 hours ago, Shandon Par said:

He should have forked out for one of these. The nice monk chucked in a bracelet for Mrs Par too. He wanted a score but I got him down to £2.50. A bargain for lifetime peace IMO.

 

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Australian monk was he? 

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23 minutes ago, eddiemunster said:

My heart's beating like f**k.

You’ve done a double-take on last night’s conquest and she has a hump?

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He should have forked out for one of these. The nice monk chucked in a bracelet for Mrs Par too. He wanted a score but I got him down to £2.50. A bargain for lifetime peace IMO.
 
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I was given one by a very pleasant monk in Manhattan. He gave me it for free and despite having read that they are in fact, scamming b*****ds, I have been unable to muster up the courage to throw it out.

I really do work smoothly and I am scared to lose that smoothness.

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1 hour ago, Bairnardo said:

I was given one by a very pleasant monk in Manhattan. He gave me it for free and despite having read that they are in fact, scamming b*****ds, I have been unable to muster up the courage to throw it out.

I really do work smoothly and I am scared to lose that smoothness.

You should have asked if he had one that could cure your height problem. 

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31 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:

You should have asked if he had one that could cure your height problem. 

Do they cure things?

What did you get m9? Is it that thing you told Mrs B not to tell me about?

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12 hours ago, Shandon Par said:

He should have forked out for one of these. The nice monk chucked in a bracelet for Mrs Par too. He wanted a score but I got him down to £2.50. A bargain for lifetime peace IMO.

 

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But you've hung it upside down. Expect war to break out at any minute.

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Rando walked up to me, pointed at my phone, said "that's a Tory", turned his baseball cap backwards and strode off down the road

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It seems Yogi Hughes is providing broadband here in Zimbabwe. Certainly didn't think that 'communications' were his field of expertise.20190809_150928.jpeg

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Opened a packet of bacon this morning - said on the label 'Average contents 7 rashers'.

It actually contained TEN. Result!

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30 minutes ago, GordonD said:

Opened a packet of bacon this morning - said on the label 'Average contents 7 rashers'.

It actually contained TEN. Result!

I hope you had plenty of sausage, egg, black pudding, haggis, mushroom and beans to go with it.

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Opened a packet of bacon this morning - said on the label 'Average contents 7 rashers'.

It actually contained FOUR. Raging.

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22 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said:

Opened a packet of bacon this morning - said on the label 'Average contents 7 rashers'.

It actually contained FOUR. Raging.

At least you now know which rotten cnut got your missing three! 

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