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I'm sitting eating breakfast and the washing machine is making a weird noise. It isn't the first time I've heard it, it's sort of like the noise you hear coming from a hamsters cage.

Two things that I should probably be asking in the quick question thread but hey ho;

1. What the fucking hell is this noise coming from (I think) he pipes behind the washing machine?

2. What can I use to spruce up my scrambled eggs. They're getting boring now.

 

 

 

A coin in the machine

 

Black Truffle if you’re filthy rich

 

Schwarz Piri Piri Seasoning if you’re not

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I'm sitting eating breakfast and the washing machine is making a weird noise. It isn't the first time I've heard it, it's sort of like the noise you hear coming from a hamsters cage.
Two things that I should probably be asking in the quick question thread but hey ho;
1. What the fucking hell is this noise coming from (I think) he pipes behind the washing machine?
2. What can I use to spruce up my scrambled eggs. They're getting boring now.
 


1. Check the drain pump.

2. Chorizo, Spring Onion and Chilli.

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15 hours ago, Dee Man said:

A woman in the bed next to me in hospital yesterday said she had had all her sinuses removed. I had no idea this was a thing but maybe you've got that to look forward to. 

You got battered again?

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3 hours ago, Shandon Par said:

You got battered again?

Not this time, just a minor procedure. 

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Not this time, just a minor procedure. 
42D?

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46 minutes ago, Swarley said:
2 hours ago, Dee Man said:
Not this time, just a minor procedure. 

42D?

 

4 minutes ago, Brother Blades said:


Wid

 

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3 minutes ago, Daydream said:

^^^thats just so ridiculous.

but it’s all done in the best possible taste

 

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Our work are installing finger print clock machines because so many folk come in late and then say they "forgot their clock card" and claim they arrived on time. I was just stopped by a shop floor colleague who said to me "I'll bet ye that's the government pushing that, so's to get everyones finger prints on file". Amazing.

 

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Our work are installing finger print clock machines because so many folk come in late and then say they "forgot their clock card" and claim they arrived on time. I was just stopped by a shop floor colleague who said to me "I'll bet ye that's the government pushing that, so's to get everyones finger prints on file". Amazon.
 

FTFY

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Our work are installing finger print clock machines because so many folk come in late and then say they "forgot their clock card" and claim they arrived on time. I was just stopped by a shop floor colleague who said to me "I'll bet ye that's the government pushing that, so's to get everyones finger prints on file". Amazing.
 
My work are meant to be also. Yay

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14 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said:

My work are meant to be also. Yay

I'm fine with it really, I just wasn't expecting a government conspiracy to be exposed over it.

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3 minutes ago, The Moonster said:

I'm fine with it really, I just wasn't expecting a government conspiracy to be exposed over it.

I'm not that keen on fingerprint security. Your fingerprint once read is just a binary number. What happens when that gets copied? You can change your password but you can't change your thumb.

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1 minute ago, thisal said:

I'm not that keen on fingerprint security. Your fingerprint once read is just a binary number. What happens when that gets copied? You can change your password but you can't change your thumb.

I'll admit to not having the slightest clue what could be done with my binary fingerprint number once copied.

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I'm not that keen on fingerprint security. Your fingerprint once read is just a binary number. What happens when that gets copied? You can change your password but you can't change your thumb.
We already use fingerprint for taking out equipment ( handheld devices ). Its shite

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Just saw Kate Mccann in Glasgow Central. No sign of Gerry though.

She was with who I assume is one of the twins, who now looks about 15.

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