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3 hours ago, hk blues said:

That chart would make anyone throw up 

It depends on whether she spits or swallows.

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I cleaned up vomit so suck me off bitch.

This is depressing.

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10 hours ago, Cerberus said:

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I cleaned up vomit so suck me off bitch.

Whilst it is obviously made up, imagine that was your existence.

You'd need to add a column for "Don't take yourself off to the garage with a length of rubber hose"

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8 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said:

Whilst it is obviously made up, imagine that was your existence.

You'd need to add a column for "Don't take yourself off to the garage with a length of rubber hose"

You really would! f**k sake. Even Fritzl didn't demean his victim in this way!

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10 hours ago, Cerberus said:

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I cleaned up vomit so suck me off bitch.

Is baby sideburns the name of the kid? does the baby have sideburns? does the dad have tiny sideburns? 

 

So many questions, so few answers.

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26 minutes ago, deej said:

Is baby sideburns the name of the kid? does the baby have sideburns? does the dad have tiny sideburns? 

 

So many questions, so few answers.

The only thing that is set in stone for whichever man allows this sort of behaviour, is that the BJ is an unattainable prize.

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26 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

The only thing that is set in stone for whichever man allows this sort of behaviour, is that the BJ is an unattainable prize.

It depends what timescale that chart is set over. Given there is only 6 columns it's difficult to decide whether it's for one day or Mon - Sat. Either way, all you have to do is force feed the baby 6 times and clean up the resultant spew for your BJ. Easy. 

Edit: Having had a second look I doubt whether anyone would be expected to "bathe the rug rats" or make lunches 6 times a day so cleaning up vomit 6 times over 6 days makes that Sunday blowy so much easier. 

Edited by Dee Man

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3 minutes ago, Dee Man said:

It depends what timescale that chart is set over. Given there is only 6 columns it's difficult to decide whether it's for one day or Mon - Sat. Either way, all you have to do is force feed the baby 6 times and clean up the resultant spew for your BJ. Easy. 

Edit: Having had a second look I doubt whether anyone would be expected to "bathe the rug rats" or make lunches 6 times a day so cleaning up vomit 6 times over 6 days makes that Sunday blowy so much easier. 

I am not saying said man will not successfully clean up 6 instances of vomit, I am saying the prize at the end wont materialise.

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1 minute ago, Bairnardo said:

I am not saying said man will not successfully clean up 6 instances of vomit, I am saying the prize at the end wont materialise.

Aye, well I won't disagree with that.

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I certainly do 5 of those 7 things regularly (3 & 4 no longer needed) and get f**k all in return other than the smell of fag smoke blowing into the house every half an hour or so. 

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I certainly do 5 of those 7 things regularly (3 & 4 no longer needed) and get f**k all in return other than the smell of fag smoke blowing into the house every half an hour or so. 

And you'll have it and like it!

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3 minutes ago, Nkomo-A-Gogo said:

Would you like the portcullis on your 800 year old castle turned upside down? 

Call these guys.

 https://danielwhelanengineering.ie/

They have the logo on all their vans too. 

 

You would think it would be quite important to put where they are based on their website as well. I don't even know which country it is. 

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21 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

I certainly do 5 of those 7 things regularly (3 & 4 no longer needed) and get f**k all in return other than the smell of fag smoke blowing into the house every half an hour or so. 

Naked hulas and BJs?

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I got mistaken for a waiter in the pub last night and was asked for three beers. Curious at the best of times but this was in Uzbekistan.

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32 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said:

I got mistaken for a waiter in the pub last night and was asked for three beers. Curious at the best of times but this was in Uzbekistan.

It wasn't three beers, it was "Three cheers for Hamassa Kohistani"

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6 hours ago, DiegoDiego said:

I got mistaken for a waiter in the pub last night and was asked for three beers. Curious at the best of times but this was in Uzbekistan.

Why visit a country with such an horrendous human rights record?

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21 minutes ago, Granny Danger said:

Why visit a country with such an horrendous human rights record?

Did you see the bit about 23p lager?

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