Sergeant Wilson Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 1 hour ago, Dee Man said: I've just heard a protester in favour of a hard Brexit being interviewed by the BBC outside the Houses of Parliament. She said her piece and said stuff like "Given the opportunity, Boris will take us out" and "The MPs are trying to make life difficult for Boris". After the interview they went back to the studio where the newsreader found it necessary to clarify that "When she said Boris she was referring to Boris Johnson". Aye cheers hen, I thought she was talking about Boris Becker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 3 hours ago, Dee Man said: I've just heard a protester in favour of a hard Brexit being interviewed by the BBC outside the Houses of Parliament. She said her piece and said stuff like "Given the opportunity, Boris will take us out" and "The MPs are trying to make life difficult for Boris". After the interview they went back to the studio where the newsreader found it necessary to clarify that "When she said Boris she was referring to Boris Johnson". Aye cheers hen, I thought she was talking about Boris Becker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 6 hours ago, Dee Man said: I've just heard a protester in favour of a hard Brexit being interviewed by the BBC outside the Houses of Parliament. She said her piece and said stuff like "Given the opportunity, Boris will take us out" and "The MPs are trying to make life difficult for Boris". After the interview they went back to the studio where the newsreader found it necessary to clarify that "When she said Boris she was referring to Boris Johnson". Aye cheers hen, I thought she was talking about Boris Becker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 6 hours ago, Dee Man said: I've just heard a protester in favour of a hard Brexit being interviewed by the BBC outside the Houses of Parliament. She said her piece and said stuff like "Given the opportunity, Boris will take us out" and "The MPs are trying to make life difficult for Boris". After the interview they went back to the studio where the newsreader found it necessary to clarify that "When she said Boris she was referring to Boris Johnson". Aye cheers hen, I thought she was talking about Boris Becker. TBF, they're a pair of shaggers and would need to be defined. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 Was Boris Pasternak the model for Judge Dredd? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 I've just heard a protester in favour of a hard Brexit being interviewed by the BBC outside the Houses of Parliament. She said her piece and said stuff like "Given the opportunity, Boris will take us out" and "The MPs are trying to make life difficult for Boris". After the interview they went back to the studio where the newsreader found it necessary to clarify that "When she said Boris she was referring to Boris Johnson". Aye cheers hen, I thought she was talking about Boris Becker. I think journalists are wary of referring to him as Boris, less it seem matey or bias.Boris Yeltsin is the best Boris. When Parliament defied him, he sent in the tanks. Yeltsin means Yeltsin. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 Lewis Capaldi's Maw has had a hard life. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 2 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Lewis Capaldi's Maw has had a hard life. Is his mum Elton John? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 4 minutes ago, Bold Rover said: Is his mum Elton John? She is a bit like him, isn't she? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 I’m back at work today for the first time since July, I’m not physically or emotionally ready for this yet. My productivity today will peak when I log into my computer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 47 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Lewis Capaldi's Maw has had a hard life. Belatedly, I see what you did there. I'm not very familiar with either of those songsters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 Similar to Chris, i had a fantastic occular migraine experience the other day in work. Started off with the whole underwater round the edge of the eyes experience, then onto words becoming blurred ending up with me having double vision. Eventually disappeared though (no Iain Drilling luckily). Might have been Brian Tumour, thinking out it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 Alright lads, a bit of shameless self-promotion. I've released a new song. You don't have to listen to it if you hate it, but a click would be much appreciated regardless. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 How did you survive life growing up called Ollie Wale?! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 2 minutes ago, Dele said: How did you survive life growing up called Ollie Wale?! It would have been a lot more challenging if I was fat. However, I'm extremely short and skinny so it's just mildly ironic and amusing. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 Someone sort out the fucking images problem on the app! 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 This just might be the best Greggy yet! [emoji1] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curmudgeon Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 Someone sort out the fucking images problem on the app! I deleted and reinstalled the app, and that seemed to do the trick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 6 hours ago, The Real Saints said: Alright lads, a bit of shameless self-promotion. I've released a new song. You don't have to listen to it if you hate it, but a click would be much appreciated regardless. I'll do it tomorrow, the pills I'm on have made me tired. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 In this week's "Private Eye". the truth behind @Melanius Mullarkey 's choice of breeks! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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