stevieKTID Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 Someone told me 20 years was a gold plated sex pram[emoji6] 1 - year - The Iron Cross (in honour of throbber) 10 years - The Mushroom Supper 20 years - The Hunchback 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 I have two phones and three micro SD cards. As of Saturday, neither of the phones are detecting the cards. Neither of the phones work for transferring files when I plug them into my computer directly. What the f**k is going on? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 I have two phones and three micro SD cards. As of Saturday, neither of the phones are detecting the cards. Neither of the phones work for transferring files when I plug them into my computer directly. What the f**k is going on?They are on to you, and have disabled your comms. We will assume the next body out of the Clyde is yours (confirmation to be sought by checking its a big skinny b*****d.) At which point we will mourn you briefly with a short period of everyone being anti social. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 59 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I have two phones and three micro SD cards. As of Saturday, neither of the phones are detecting the cards. Neither of the phones work for transferring files when I plug them into my computer directly. What the f**k is going on? ^^^ drug dealer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 Man caught performing indecent act in carpark thought tinted windows would hide himhttps://7news.com.au/news/court-justice/man-caught-performing-indecent-act-in-carpark-thought-tinted-windows-would-hide-him-c-395305"... south suburban Cockburn..." snigger 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 1 hour ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I have two phones and three micro SD cards. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 27 minutes ago, Rugster said: ^^^ drug dealer It's SD cards, not sim cards I kept my old one to use as a music player 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 12 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: It's SD cards, not sim cards I kept my old one to use as a music player Do they make good plectrums then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 Intensive gym session required tonight. I've just eaten two pot noodles. One being a king size variety. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 I joined p&b ten years ago today, its been educational, informative, hilarious and at times a bit scary.After a bit of research it would appear that 10 years on p&b is called a mushroom supper anniversary.Anybody know what a 20th p&b anniversary is called? Not sure what it’s called but Tony told me “fat daz p” makes you a fleg... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 Intensive gym session required tonight. ^^^^^^^^Heading down the local ‘sauna’ for a relaxing ‘massage’ after a hard day counting Post-Its..........[emoji28][emoji28][emoji39] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 Irony overload on this reply I got on Twitter from a Forth / Clyde 1 presenter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 I fucking hate my job and for the past year I've basically made it completely known I'm willing to leave if they could sort me out a package (in the last two months, I've requested it 4 times) and whilst saying they weren't paying anyone off so it's not available - they've then gone and laid off 7 shopfloor. Anyway, I'm not sticking it out any longer waiting for a redundancy - I've just went and applied for a job that I think I'd thoroughly enjoy which includes being out on the road all over Scotland, a van and potential overseas travel. Pray for me, P&B. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 2 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: Hope you don't need a glowing reference... To be fair, my direct manager is a decent guy. It's the two above him (one who was an MD who then become the owner) who are fucking useless. Its getting run into the ground - hence why I've tried my hardest stick it out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 (edited) 27 minutes ago, Dele said: I fucking hate my job and for the past year I've basically made it completely known I'm willing to leave if they could sort me out a package (in the last two months, I've requested it 4 times) and whilst saying they weren't paying anyone off so it's not available - they've then gone and laid off 7 shopfloor. Anyway, I'm not sticking it out any longer waiting for a redundancy - I've just went and applied for a job that I think I'd thoroughly enjoy which includes being out on the road all over Scotland, a van and potential overseas travel. Pray for me, P&B. Are you going to be Gunther? Edited August 12, 2019 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 14 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Are you going to be Gunther? If I get a shot of his wife, I'll be anything pie and bovril wants me to be. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 9 minutes ago, Dele said: If I get a shot of his wife, I'll be anything pie and bovril wants me to be. Gunther's married? He could have said. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 I fucking hate my job and for the past year I've basically made it completely known I'm willing to leave if they could sort me out a package (in the last two months, I've requested it 4 times) and whilst saying they weren't paying anyone off so it's not available - they've then gone and laid off 7 shopfloor. Anyway, I'm not sticking it out any longer waiting for a redundancy - I've just went and applied for a job that I think I'd thoroughly enjoy which includes being out on the road all over Scotland, a van and potential overseas travel. Pray for me, P&B. Where does one apply to be a serial killer...? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 3 minutes ago, NJ2 said: Where does one apply to be a serial killer...? @DuffMan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 Mia Khalifa got screwed over IMO. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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